Random Things From a Random Mama

WARNING: E18+ content ahead! Just a wife and mom with a fun little blog!

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rat snitch saix the good time ruiner

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pluto ate his organization coat so he had to buy clothes from twilight town

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Demyx: Check it out. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!

Zexion: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.

Demyx: Oh yeah, they print lots of stuff. Jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures.

Axel: It didn’t work on Saïx, and it’s not gonna work on us.

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Larxene: Yeah you’re right. Go, hang out with the guys. Go drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.

Marluxia: You know when guys hang out we don’t just drink beer and hammer up drywall.

Larxene: And when girls hang out we don’t have pillow fights in our underwear.

Marluxia: 😟

Larxene: I’m sorry. We do. We do. I don’t know why I said that.

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Saïx: What’s up, kid? Trick or yeet?

Xion: Yeet?

Saïx: Yeet it is.

Saïx: *launches Xion down the hall*

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Xemnas, looking at Demyx’s dead body: Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?

Saïx: We believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote.

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Xemnas: You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here.

Riku: You’ve got a lot of nerve being alive.

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*Playing Uno*

Axel: *pulls out draw four*

Saïx: *pulls out knife*

Axel: *puts draw four back*

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Demyx: How bad is it, Vexen?

Vexen: It’s not out of the question that you might have a slight case of serious brain damage.

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Larxene: You know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? Marluxia.

Saïx: Yeah right.

Larxene: No he told me. He likes to leave certain things to the imagination.

Axel: Oh yeah and did he say he thinks some of the dialogue isn’t sexy and it’s actually corny?

Larxene: Yeah...

Saïx: Yeah he likes porn.

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Sora, to Xemnas: I’m gonna defeat you with the power of friendship! And also this gun I found.

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Larxene: I hate this! You’re too normal! I can’t believe my boyfriend doesn’t have a thing. My boyfriend doesn’t have a thing!

Marluxia: See if anyone overheard that, I didn’t come off well.

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Demyx: I oughta go punch the scar right off Saïx’s face!

Demyx:

Demyx: Will you help me with that?

Axel: Look Demyx I don’t think us getting our asses kicked is gonna help us.

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Xigbar: My “not a human trafficker” shirt has people asking questions that could be answered by reading the shirt.

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Xemnas: When I get to three you two better be in the kitchen. One...

Xigbar: Come on, Xemnas, we’re a little too old for this to wor—

Xemnas: TWO...

Xigbar and Demyx: *scramble into the kitchen*

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Xigbar: Apparently ending every conversation with Xemnas by saying “yes my liege” and a deep bow followed by respectful backwards shuffling and avoiding eye contact is considered sarcastic.