quirky canadian

genuinely surprised that i'm not morbidly obese from eating so much maple syrup

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[pooka-dragon]

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[klaasfoto]

Peppermint flavoured dreams.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[okay-see-you]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Shawty got them problematic jeans

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[becausebirds]

[homofied]

what

The Fuck

IS THAT

[i-do-not-believe-you-continue]

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

[lucillebruise]

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

[reelaroundthedavekan]

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

[weirdnessisgood]

[keyblack-hl]

it’s ihop

[selkath]

International house of pools 

[catsbeaversandducks]

Amazing Snow Chonkers

Photos by Sämpy

[nidoqueen]

[nohrcrossing]

legs for days

[nidoqueen]

[skankityslutslut]

I SWEAR IF I SEE DARKRAI DEATH DROP NEXT IM SO FUCKING DONE

[nidoqueen]

C'mon Sinnoh, let’s get SICKENING!

[youlovetoseeit]

Puns That Will Make You Nod and Laugh Quietly to Yourself (See More)

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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