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ellen • 22 • mom friend • plus size babe • furniture designer

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate]

this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

[lepavottoxique-deactivated20180]

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Please don’t repost/reblog on BBW or porn blogs.  

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[quillemons]

YALL STILL STRAIGHT??? IN THIS ECONOMY???

[the-memedaddy]

[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

someone: “I guess i just have a lot of unpopular opinions haha”

me: “like are you racist or do you just not like steven universe”

[positivewlwvibes]

anyway gay privilege does exist and it’s called not having to date straight men and it’s truly a blessing

[saintanthony]

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

[art-nimals]

this is exactly the type of news i need in my life

[grungeaffliction]

[mousesounds-moved]

[thenordroom]

1920s home in Tulsa | photos by Melissa Click Photography

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[jonizipper]

[mapsontheweb]

Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?

[a-joyfuljourney]

[thunderfvck]

no offense but ... my loneliness .... is killing me ......... and I .... I must confess .... I still believe .... still believe :/

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[railroadsoftware]

you know he sniffed a dirt

[househunting]

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS BUILDING. The next bunch of posts are all going to be from the same building. They are super weird studios with little closet bedrooms. someone in my office is listing one of these studios and it has ALL original light fixtures and windows and everything. it’s going to be a series - watch the mayfair manor tag to see other units in the building.

$300,000/studio

Seattle, WA