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[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[ebonyheartnet]

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

[anexperimentallife]

[marlynnofmany]

In my household we talk about "pathways in the brain" being like deer trails in the woods -- the more the deer walk along one route, the more their hooves wear down the grass until it's just a strip of bare dirt.

But if the deer start traveling a different way, the grass grows back.

[the-haiku-bot]

But if the deer start

traveling a different

way, the grass grows back.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stolenchapstick]

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[skinynoodletre]

Merlìn n Arthur's dynamic

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[ivy-michaels]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[ivy-michaels]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[cryptidmullet]

a little nostalgia for today

[bilosan]

buddie + mutual pining  

(9-1-1 // gif prompts)

[cerastes]

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

[kosmogrl]

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[dailykafka]

[sunnirainbow]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[nextstopparis]

PORNBOTS NOT NOW IM TRYING TO MOURN

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today