Tofu Chicken

I'm Brynna and I enjoy preferably short walks to the fridge

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

Me: *catching Pokémon with the brother* Brother: SHIT Me: *turning around to see if he's okay* Brother: *looking up with a horrified expression and whispers* i forgot to take my daily dose of memes HE IS 12

[ihamtmus]

There are three types of people:

Extrovert

Introvert

Javert

[pilferingapples]

Extrovert: gets their energy from time spent with others Introvert: gets their energy from time spent alone Javert: gets their energy from THE LAW 

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

AAAAAHHHAHSHHA

[detailedart]

Belchite Night, by Carlos Santero 

[collegiate-confession]

College Confession #71

During my sophomore year in my English 2 class, my professor was a hard ass.

During lecture, a classmate was shaking and blinking a lot. I kept staring at her to see if she needed medical help. I asked her “what’s up with you?” She explained she took adderall for the first time today. What she didn’t realize was that she kind of yelled it not whispered it to me. 

My professor stops lecturing and looks at us. He says, “Oh college. Back in my day, we did meth in the library.” 

- University of Illinois at Chicago 

[thedcbrief]

The Queen of England promises to “take back” America if Trump is elected

01.08.2016 - London, England

The Queen of England has issued a promise to her subjects that she will invade the United States of America if Donald J. Trump is elected President in November of this year.

“Should Mr Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule,” her Majesty said in a statement this morning.

The announcement has received mostly a positive response, but many critics have seen the Queen as merely taking advantage of the swell of anti-Trump feeling in the country after a petition calling for the banning of the real estate mogul from entering the UK received over 500,000 signatories.

In the mean-time the Queen has ordered the armed forces to start preparations for an invasion this November.

Her Royal Highness is also hoping that the current President Barack Obama succeeds in the disarming of the American people saying, “They won’t be able to have another Revolution without their guns.”

Fashion designer Stella McCartney has been tasked to design a new Red Coat uniform should the invasion go ahead.

“We’re going with the classic Red Coat look but with a 21st Century edge to it,” Stella said today.

www.thedcbrief.com    www.facebook.com/thedcbrief    @thedcbrief    

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[ryuzaki-lester]

Save us Elizabeth

[ravenmorganleigh]

Ha! 

[nerdygraykitty-deactivated20190]

You know what, if Donald Trump is actually elected president, I am 100% ok with this plan.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[poolsofsorrow-wavvesofjoy]

late 80s johnny depp is having none of ur rape culture bullshit

[micdotcom]

[milkymilkycakeycake]

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

I hate that its assumed that because I'm straight and white that I don't have legitimate problems.

[lockscr33ns]

the signs as neko atsume cats

Aries: fred Taurus: LEXY Gemini: sunny Cancer: socks Leo: pickles Virgo: ms. fortune Libra: spooky Scorpio: peACHES Sagittarius: willie Capricorn: pepper Aquarius: snowball Pisces: tUBBS

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

YES SOCKS

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

The signs roles in squads

Mother hens: Cancer, Leo, Taurus, Virgo

Rebellious teens: Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra

Drunk grandmas: Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces

[shakugan-archive]

[hardcorecoffeechild-blog]

@atomicolicious TODAY IS TUESDAY

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[fandomsandfeminism]

Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.

Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.

Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman. 

[flabbergasties]

That last line. Wow.

[organicandhappy]

so fundamental that it bears repeating

[gurl]

This taken from a very eloquent (often mistakenly attributed to Diana Vreeland) quote by Erin McKean:

You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female”.

giving credit where credit is due.

[d-sliceisnotonfire]

[finzione712]

Respect to this soldier, he’s basically just put his middle finger up to these bigots.