Hardenshipping Headcanons

I keep thinking of hardenshipping headcanons but I forget them before I can do anything with them, so I figured I would post them here. Send me your headcanons :)

[askboxmemes]

Domesticity Meme

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

who cooks normally?:

how often do they fight?:

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?:

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

who steals the covers at night?:

what would they get each other for gifts?:

who remembers things?:

who cusses more?:

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

who kissed who first?:

who made the first move?:

who started the relationship?:

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

Send me any prompts or questions, I need things to write about

[teammagma-maxie]

Hey all! I’ve decided to open commissions since I’ve been having trouble with finding ways around art block ;-;

Anyways! Even if you won’t commission me but still want to support me then reblogs and likes are extremely appreciated!!!!! (See my posts for my artwork)

[lostonehero]

Cough cough

So that punk maxie thing

He got hurt real bad in his mid twenties during a police raid

They were planning a peaceful protest for marriage equality

But the mayors son someone maxie loved and trusted ratted them out and it was horrific

Maxie camarupt was blinded and his other polemon were seriously hurt

Maxie lost his leg his ability to talk for a year his singing career was over he needed thick glasses since he was nearly completely blinded he has breathing problems with mobility issues from that one night

Then he was sent to two years in jail and when he finally got out he left for hoen leaving sinnoh behind him

Now.fast foward after the while team magma and team aqua thing

They are now doing lifetime amount of community service which is better then Maxie thinks they deserve

And then a documentary group comes by wanting to find and talk to people who survived the riot

Macie confused because nobody wants to hear about that accepts

And he takes out a old box filled with burnt bullet hole ridden items and a broken in half guitar

"This is all I could salvage from that day, well I mean after nearly a year in the hospital and two in jail."

The filmmakers who have been kicked out of every other potential interveiw look on in horror

Then Maxie shows the scars and the missing leg then his disabled pokemon

The film crew is shocked and horrified

"I guess I was still mad at the world when I created team magma now I see my mistakes and I'm trying to do good. And before you ask I will not ask Archie out he is half my age, however if anyone asks for the record I could kick his ass before I was crippled."

The film crew gets everything on film and when it is published

Shit goes wild

And lets just say some legendary pokemon want to see Maxie in full fighting form along with his pokemon

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

I need this as a fanfic please can somebody

[gghero]

POKEYMEN (assorted doodles n shitposts from last few months bc holy shit its been so long since i posted on tumblr)

bonus non hardenshipping:

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Headcanon that Maxie is super impatient and explosive at pretty much everything, while Archie is the opposite - he’s got a very typical “hippy/surfer” attitude, where he just goes with the flow. Waiting a few more seconds in line so someone could use a coupon won’t even register to him, while Maxie will complain about it long after they’ve left the store.

But in stressful situations they reverse. Archie panics and gets angry if he can’t do anything, and Maxie gets super calm like “there’s literally nothing we can do, so sit down and wait it out”

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

Who BAKES THE MOST BREAD AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YEAST?

I imagine Archie gets really into cooking when quarantine just starts, and goes crazy with new and inventive dishes for about two weeks before he starts slowing down.

When he slows down, Maxie just starts to get into things. He starts with a loaf of bread because they’re out, then makes banana bread ‘cause the bananas were too black to eat anyways, and then muffins, and cupcakes, and bread again, and cookies, and might as well make extra of everything for the neighbours too.

Their house constantly smells amazing, and Archie complains that he’s gaining weight because of all the baked goods and he can’t go to the gym to burn it off, but he loves Maxie’s baking too much to stop.

Archie tried to make a loaf of bread for Maxie one morning before he wakes up, and it’s a disaster. Maxie wakes up to the smell of something burning, and enters the kitchen to find Archie panicking and trying to grab a tray from the oven while simultaneously waving smoke out the window to avoid setting off the alarm.

Later that day, after cleaning up the mess Archie had made, Maxie teaches Archie the basics of bread making; how to activate the yeast, how much flower and sugar and salt to use, etc. And most importantly how to set a timer on the stove so that the bread doesn’t burn again.

They watch a movie, then Archie makes dinner and they take out their bread to have some with their meal. Archie’s is not perfect, but Maxie tells him that it’s pretty impressive compared to his first attempt. The days after that are spent teaching each other how to bake/cook, and learning new recipes.

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

Send me some quarantine Hardenshipping ideas and I’ll write something for them

[authorazumarill]

Not fanfic related but does anyone want to beta read something of mine? It’s a short story for work and I want to make sure it’s alright before I turn it in

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

I’ll beta read for you, but English isn’t my first language, so I’m not sure how effective I’ll be 😅

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U h, headcannon for hardenshipping: Maxie is a workaholic and refuses to sleep unless he’s finished his work. Archie constantly whines about it because he gets lonely in bed and drags Maxie away from his desk often

Oh my stars yes!

I can also imagine one night Archie drags Maxie to bed, then wakes up a few hours later and finds him in his office working

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Archie likes to play video games. Maxie doesn’t particularly like them, but Archie likes to make him play to watch him fumble around with the controls.

Then Archie downloads Tetris for the switch and is shocked with how good (and aggressive) Maxie is at it.

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

I really like your writing.

😍 Thank you!

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2

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Okay I see a lot of teacher!Maxie and student!Archie (or both teachers) AUs, but like, what if it was the other way?

Maxie is advised to take Archie’s class because it’s “an easy A” as an elective, and that would allow him to focus more on his classes that are actually important. He’s absolutely horrified when he meets the teacher and he turns out to be a fun loving, layed back guy, who likes talking with his students about random things more than actually teaching. But all the other electives that Maxie could have taken are full, and he can’t shift his classes around, so he’s stuck with Archie.

Archie notices Maxie hates his classes and likes to pick on him. His goal is to make Maxie less stuck up about everything by the end of the year. Sure, studying and learning are important, and it’s what kids go to university to do, but going non-stop like that isn’t healthy. That’s why Archie basically gives everyone in his class an A for doing practically nothing. That, and it’s not like that elective is actually important to what any of the kids are studying. He’d never do that with any of his biology classes.

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Asexual Maxie doesn’t realize that Archie is flirting with him (like all the time. Non-stop flirting). Everyone else notices but Maxie is oblivious.

Archie is super confused because EVERYONE is attracted to him, have you seen him? And he’s seen women flirt with Maxie too, with the same response, so it’s probably not a “Maxie’s straight” thing that’s the problem.

Eventually Archie outright asks, and Maxie has to explain that he isn’t sexually attracted to anyone. So Archie changes tactics and starts doing loads of little romantic gestures instead, and Maxie notices that. Eventually he accepts to go on a date with Archie, and it goes really well

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

this isnt a headcanon, but i just wanted to say that i absolutely fw that marriage headcanon, i love it sm and agree, it's not a necessity

Thank you!

[hardenshippingheadcanons]

Headcanon that Maxie and Archie live together happily, and never even considered getting married. They’re happy the way they are, just living together.

But someone starts asking Archie when he’s gonna propose to Maxie, and the idea gets into his head that he HAS to do it, because that’s just what people do, and that’s probably what Maxie wants, right? So he starts getting fumble-y and nervous after he went out and got a ring (obsidian instead of diamond, ‘cause Maxie always complains about the diamond industry). He’s not sure how Maxie is going to respond, and he’s afraid he’s got it all wrong and Maxie actually doesn’t love him enough to get married. But every day that passes and he hasn’t asked yet, Archie gets more nervous because what if that’s the day that Maxie decides he’s done waiting for a proposal, and just leaves?

After a few days of this, Maxie gets upset and outright confronts Archie on why he was acting so weird. Archie tries to make excuses, but Maxie finally notices the ring. Archie tentatively asks if Maxie will marry him, too freaked out to even get on one knee, and just holds out the ring.

Maxie is quiet for a bit, and after a few minutes of silence, says “I don’t think we need to.”

Maxie is happy with where they are, and Archie realizes that he was, too, and shouldn’t have let all the marriage comments get to him. Maxie does decide to keep the ring though, and a few days later Archie finds a similar one with opal on his bedside when he wakes up.