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But guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll stab someone through a curtain.
Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV (via incorrectshakespeare)
act II, scene iI
Claudius: You gotta find out what's goin' down in Hammy town.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: Word.
Act V, Scene I
Hamlet: Why is it so hard for some people to stop being assholes?
Horatio: I don’t know, you tell me.
Hamlet: That’s the thing– no matter how hard I try, I can’t stop acting this way. I know how self absorbed I am. I know I can be cynical, jealous, hateful, even abusive at times. I know that I’m privileged to get away with half the things I do. Self awareness is not something I lack.
Horatio: Then what do you lack? Advancement?
Hamlet: Self control. I lack self control.
Starter Call.
Starter Call.
// I’ll come back to these bozos eventually. It’s tough because I don’t actually have anything I owe over here. I guess I’ll post another starter call, and once I get home I’ll try rereading to see if that helps me write an open or two.
// Cis-swapped Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
... Now I need to make a Star Wars AU for the two of them.
// Do I owe anyone over here? I'd sort of like to bring these muses back but there doesn't seem to be anything for them to do.
Fear/Paranoia Sentence Starters
“What was that?!” “Are you following me?!” “Why are you following me?!” “Stop that! Stop it!” “What’s that for?” “Don’t hurt me!” “W-We need to get out of here!” “Were you followed?” “I think someone’s following me!” “Help me, please!” “No! Stay away!” “I’m frightened!” “I can’t go to bed! They’ll get me!” “Go see what it was!” “I’m too scared!”
Drunk/High Sentence Starters
“Oh my god. My hands are HUGE!” “I’ll ass your kick!” “I am NOT drunk/high, I swear!” “FUCK THE POLICE!” “No. Nooo, you’re too loud. Shhh.” “Kill me now….” ”-Hic- You’re kinna cute.“ “Mmmmm'noooot.” “The room is spinning sooo fast.” “I want nachos.” “I can’t… wait, what?” “Do you know where I am?” “I cannot find my pants.” “Dude, where’s my car?”
Catfight Sentence Starters
“Excuse you!” “What’s your problem?!” “You did NOT just say that.” “You’d better watch your mouth!” “Come over here and say that to my face!” “You think I didn’t hear that?!” “You’re really starting to piss me off!” “What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?!” “I’ll smack that stupid grin right off your face!” “I’ll give you ten seconds to apologize!” “Turn around and walk away!” “You think this a game?!” “Don’t touch me!” “Yeah, you better run!” “What’d you just say to me?!” “Get out of my face!” “Get the FUCK out of my way!”
// Like for a starter.
Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.
“The… smarter one with the rounder face? You’re the director and your friend is the… one trying to impress you. So does that make you Rosencrantz? …or?”
He listened to the other dig himself deeper, a smile on his face that was more misery than malice. He’d just proven his point. Somehow he wasn’t pleased.
“You know what makes it worse? I don’t know.”
// I should make a reincarnated verse for these two at some point.
// Danish boyfriends.
