of infinite jest

Dr. Harleen Quinzel, twenty-seven. Lady with a psych license, intern at Arkham Asylum, super duper mega professional woman. [RP blog for Save This City.]

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your harley is incredible. i'd never read her comics before, but now i want to!

Omg!!! This is such a sweet message tysm anon :)

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Kill My Darling // Oh Land

One more winter Tongue tied up One of these words  Can they make it all stop?

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Well. Those Blackgate fences turned out to be a pretty fucking great investment of taxpayer dollars. The true shame in all this, I’m sure.

Why, it’d be a fantastic issue to contact your mayor about, if, coincidentally, he weren’t dead. A slightly lesser shame.

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[mask] If you don't want your cash to go to waste, don't pay your taxes, that's what I always say. Long as you move around a bunch, the IRS can't catch you! It's the perfect plan, I think.

Ain't thrilled by the punks on the street? Keep yourself holed up and you'll be A-OK!

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MAD LOVE • By Mehmet Ozen

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Of all the things that could possibly be summoned, you want a boy band? That’s just a waste of time and energy, love. You’ve got to have bigger aspirations than that. God, please tell me that you do.

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[mask] What's wrong with a boy band? It's better than summoning, like, the devil, right? I guess some people would say they're the same thing, but that ain't right. What should I wanna summon then? Can't think of nothing better except maybe the Joker.

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[mask] I don’t think I’ve ever heard that saying, no. Though, it sounds like one you would have.

[mask pm] If you mean that ‘Big Brother’ fellow, yes, I take it, it wasn’t just me then?

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[mask pm] Nah, I dunno if you're all that special. I dunno what to make of it. I mean, they said that they were gonna do this and then they did it, which is admirable, I guess. Were they trying to do something nice for us, like so we can do things? I dunno whether to be happy or offended that they think I need help to do stuff.

Anyway, I only work for with one person and that's my boyfriend. Are you gonna sign up for this little thing?

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[pm] The breakout is worthy of my attention. It is not worthy of my faith.

That depends on what happens next.

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[pm] So maybe it ain't the president. I don't think he'd want that many bad guys on the street like this. Look, if they got the power to do this, then maybe they can do different cool things, like maybe one at Arkham.

Hey, could you ask if they'd let out some Arkham guys instead?

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[mask] Oh, Harley, do you have something planned in that kooky little brain of yours? I can’t say I’d tell you, even if I did.

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[mask] I'm a real simple gal, y'know, but I'd really like to end this year with a big bang. You know what they say: if you can't spend the day with the one you love, blow stuff up.

[mask pm] Can I ask you something? Not nothing bad. Have you gotten messages from some nerd lately? 

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[mask] Oh me, oh my, what’s a little villain like me to do with all the dogs out on the streets? Riddle me this, how many heroes, will it take to reign us all in?

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[mask] I know you don't mean real dogs but how neat would it be if they were real dogs.

They're all gonna be busy trying to kick Blackgate behinds. Anyone who ain't a punk escaping from a prison could do whatever they wanted to. Plannin' something special? 

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Like Ben Affleck.

You probably shouldn’t say that to anyone who’s over thirty-five. I’ve never tried. But I don’t think magically summoning the members of One Direction is going to win me any brownie points with them. 

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[mask] Well, it don't matter if they like it, really. After all, you can't keep them forever so it makes no difference if they're happy while you hang out with them. I'm guessing you know how to throw a good party, so it's like...a fun hostage situation. Some of them can be fun. Really.

Think you'd know how to do something like that? 

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You know, I actually do. I also think they get a lot more hate then they deserve. Maybe, but our paths have just never crossed, unfortunately. I’ve met Bruce Springsteen though. 

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[mask] I think lotsa people get more hate than they deserve. 

My mom likes Bruce Springsteen. One Direction's better anyway. Maybe you should make them cross your path. Can't you do that with magic stuff?

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backwardscigam replied to your post:Quick, Harley Quinn! Shuffle your iPod and list...

Especially One Direction.

[mask] Nuh-uh. You like them or something? Couldn't you like, I dunno, hang out with them if you wanted to? Considering you're all famous 'cause of your magic tricks. 

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Gotham Adventures #29

"You really talk to them plants, Ives?”

"And they understand every word.”

"Let me try."

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Quick, Harley Quinn! Shuffle your iPod and list the 7 random songs that pop up first. Don't cheat and exclude the guilty pleasure songs you're embarrassed by.

[mask] Well, first off, I don’t got no guilty pleasures. Hiding the stuff you love makes you crazy, you know. If you like something, you should say it real loud and proud. Even One Direction. 

Ke$ha - C’mon

Rihanna- Rude Boy 

One Direction - Little Black Dress

Drake - Take Care

HAIM - Running If You Call My Name

Britney Spears - 3

Little Mix - Love Drunk

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banewhobrokethebat replied to your post “[pm] Tell me if you received an unsolicited, long winded message full...”

[pm] Until a breakout materializes, or does not, we will not know if the offer is valid. Are you considering responding, Harleen Quinzel?

[pm] I dunno for sure yet. Like, first I'd have to check with Mister J and see if it's a good idea, y'know, he's real good with business stuff like that. But anyway, what if it's the president on the other end? He's putting this out there to try to fool us into working with him and then he arrests us? That would be rude.

Are you gonna talk to them, Big B?

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[pm] Tell me if you received an unsolicited, long winded message full of promises.

[pm] With lots of dorky technobabble about some sorta virus if I try to figure out who it is? Uh-huh. Wonder if someone from Geek Squad is outta their element.

Anyway, I dunno what I'm supposed to do about it. How do we know this nerd is for real?

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It is not the lives I care for. It is my accomplishments being used as a marketing device. It is an enterprise being created out of fraud.

You would know nothing of stature and distinction.

Pride is reaped from capability. It is a sin only in the biblical sense.

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[mask] That's capitalism, Bane.

Excuse me, but I got plenty of distinction. Without me, Gotham wouldn't have a cute, funny, smart girl kicking the rear end of everyone in kevlar. And anyway, if you're so capable, what are you gonna do about that? It's not like you can go undercover on some drug busts. You're a pretty recognizable guy.