Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous
Google:
Me:
Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

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Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous
Google:
Me:
Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son
[The song makes a 'boom' noise as the kid in the jersey points to his friend.]
Kid in jersey: Why're you calling me?
Friend: Bro, I'm gay.
Kid: Shut the fuck up.
Friend: I'm not lying....
Kid: Me too-
Mackenzie Davis as Grace in Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
She… she also arm
don’t choke on the boot !
due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore
“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.
nobody:
wlws, completely unprompted:
“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”
(Source)
This is so adorable:
1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead
I honestly cried at how scared it looked. I’m so glad these people stopped to help
I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two
Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.
me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”
them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”
centrists: “I don’t see the difference”
Oh wow I guess my addition to this post got spread a lot. I just wanted to add in another piece of important information. I live in Orlando. The location of the Pulse night club shooting. I was wearing a rainbow pin on my uniform because 49 people in my community died in a hate crime. I will never forgive anyone who tells me that my rainbow pins are the same as a swastika
WHY! WON’T! YOU! DIE!!!
who?
Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!
If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children
There are a *lot* of “I had to go through this shitty situation so my child can go through it too” ass people in this world and I just don’t understand it. Heal yourself before u have kids, like PLEASE.
Slug brothers eating cucumber.
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What's your favorite weird and/or little-known animal?
him
a golden mole
oh???
OH???!?!?
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I’ll choose you on the days you can’t even get out of bed. I’ll choose you on the days when your hair is a mess and your pillow is soaked in tears. I’ll choose you on the days you can’t find hope in anything. I’ll choose you on the days that you wish you werent on this earth anymore. I’ll choose you on the days that you can’t find the right words to say, or anything to say at all. I’ll choose you on the days that you’re so angry, you can’t even look me straight in the eyes. I’ll choose you on the days that you’re numb and can’t find feeling in anything. I’ll choose you on the days that your eyes stop burning from crying. I’ll choose you on the days that the pain goes away. I’ll choose you on the days that you wake up and can finally feel again. I’ll choose you on the days that your smile is shining bright. I’ll choose you on the days that you’re so happy that not a damn thing could bring you down. I’ll choose you on the sad days, the happy days, the unorganized days, and every day in between. I’ll choose you any day. There will never be a day that you’re not the one I choose.