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danielhowell

my most appropriate yet inappropriate birthday cake yet https://www.instagram.com/p/ByvT3Sollal/?igshid=zx6sno4o4dcu

danielhowell

Basically I’m Gay

theshadowedqueen82

How to Summon the Avatar

1. Set up a cart selling cabbages.

2. That’s it. Just wait for him to show up.

cooliogirl101

Cabbage dude had better luck finding the Avatar than Zuko did in all 3 seasons

cosagach

A rant

Okay everyone needs to back the fuck up and stop hating on Ashton. Like you really need to stop. Telling people to self harm is not a joke and should be taken under serious terms any time it is mentioned. Do you know how much that could hurt some one. Bringing up a past of self harm could be triggering, leading to something terrible to happen. Also bringing up his dad is a new kind of low. Honestly, this fandom is getting on my nerves.

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

I know we’re all used to the whole Scabbers is Pettigrew thing but can you imagine getting kidnapped by some dude and then your very professional teacher appears and points a gun at your dog and goes “Mr. Sprinkles is a war criminal”

inlovewithmycardboardben

Are you ever just so grateful for the life of Freddie Mercury?

deacytits

every day.

this-isnt-my-bra

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030

HOLY SHIT

mamoru

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

silver-rayn123-deactivated20181

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.

quixylvre

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

chaotic-carnifex

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

rejisol

Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up

princessparadoxical

Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.

uozlulu

Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts

vorpalgirl

….well this is a psa that needs to go around

spacemancharisma

I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently

nerdgasrnz

One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.

raeseddon

Oh my god this site really did become catholic

hjbender

The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:

erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation

*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc.

Tags that are still searchable:

white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore

super-nerdy-chick

Okay @staff can you actually get your SH*T together and actually block the literal f@*$ing Nazis on this website? Seriously, what good are you if you’re going to do things like take away tags that, while seen as some to be offensive, can also be used for people who need help something like “suicide helplines” or “breast cancer awareness”, and then at the same time let tags like “white power” “aryan” and “n*gger” stay??? How can ANY OF THESE TAGS BE USED FOR ANYTHING BUT HATE?!

Also while you’re at it, why don’t you stop wasting time with this stupid crap and actually do some good, like getting rid of these bastards!

If you could do your JOB and delete the porn bots (which is literally the ONLY thing I personally wanted you to fix) then this place would be a lot more enjoyable.