Wonderful World of HaRe

[haresuspiciousdoodles]

very venty post 

but i am sad and angry right now

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[quomododragon]

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[gostaks]

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

[brotherhoodofevilbears]

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[valkylander]

Mark of Justice

[dajo42]

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

[fakehistory]

Mark Zuckerberg rallying Facebook Employees amidst the data breach scandal. 2018

[moosopp-art]

Nice

[shencomix]

[starfishdrawz]

Precious bb ✨✨

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[haresuspiciousdoodles]

Happy Birthday to @bilianna @bilbananna

<3 She is the Metta to my Blookie and one of my best friends IRL! <3 Hope you have a great day gurl and get showered in love and pressies! 

[dj-jazzyjeb]

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

[little-scribblers-heart]

I still love it though

[borzoidaily]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[haresuspiciousdoodles]

I HAVE NEGLECTED TUMBLR SORRY! Please find some work that I’ve been doing for Phoenix Rising! c: Hope y’all like!

[bunkerhillbros]

[taunyatta]

‘We’ve repeatedly split up then returned to one another. Something draws us to eachother. But I can never be certain if it’s a true feeling or merely a little mischief by a djinn.’

[phantomdoodler]

[talkingtrashcan]

omg