#QueefQueen

[jacklives]

“This homework is optional but you should do it for practice”

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[patronustrip]

Self-doubt Headcanon #3. Same Korra, same.

Enjoy, patronustrip

[manhood]

[californiadreamboy]

[blissarcheopteryx]

Me irl vs Me online

[bob-belcher]

[lvl99catpriest]

Logging into Grindr in a new city

[neo-hero]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[followthebluebell]

comfypasta

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater

[schreibaby-of-the-skies]

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

[desmadrechic]

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[ozzyosborntodie]

I get called….white man’s whore

[humorhour]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Him: come on just touch it

Me: you think just cuz I’m gay I’m gonna suck your-

Him: *brings it close to my face*

Me:

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[bob-belcher]

[starshapes]

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

[lemme-holla-at-you]

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s