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thea • trust 70% of posts will be tagged with vague air of AUUUUGHH… OOOUUGH..

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[saintcedes]

[surprise-goose-attack]

[newbromantics]

if I have a penalty and you and you and you and you have a penalty. who the hell is p3

[newbromantics]

sorry I can’t stop posting but I’m in tears. hulkenberg penalty promotes checo. who also has a penalty which will then promote FERNANDO ALONSO for 1 beautiful point

[ro4d-rge]

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

[scuderiamarlboro]

haters will tell you nothing ever happens during monaco gp. and they’re right

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[ivyroseiris]

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

[tuherrus]

only us.

[preacherboyd]

MASH | 9x12 Depressing News

[eightyonefour]

lando: "are you good at following instructions?"

oscar: "depends on-"

lando: "you're not."

oscar: 🤣🤣

[thesituation]

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[nugbrownies]

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[eleni-ventos]

the full story behind naming the wasp discovered in amber fossil after Oscar is actually so fucking endearing

"To settle the discussion, I jokingly declared that I would name a species after Oscar Piastri because I have been cheering for him since his rookie season. I admire both his driving and his calm, professional attitude."

"Discovering a completely new species is not an everyday occurrence, so I had no idea whether I would actually get the opportunity," Jouault explained. "The only thing I knew was that it would probably be a wasp, since that is the group I specialise in. There was also a nice connection with the PiastriHive theme in Oscar's fan community, with bees being a specialised type of wasp."

"After comparing it with all known relatives, we identified a unique combination of characteristics that clearly separated it from every other known species. That was the moment when I realised: 'This is it. I've found my Piastri species.'"

[mintraindrop]

oh my god 🥺 people are so lovely!! hello?!