hey y'all

snap- leighville insta- deviileigh

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[pjharvey]

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

[kushblazer666]

[benzohoarder]

[bish0ps]

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[mando-lore]

Bestie unclench your jaw

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[evlixr]

[dumpster-of-amontillado-deactiv]

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[hearty-an0n]

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

[hearty-an0n]

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

[hearty-an0n]

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

[hearty-an0n]

[depsidase]

[02]

those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[depsidase]

[goblinwolf]

[satanandnightmare]

[sandmandaddy69]

Fumi Nakamura