girl almighty

hi it's chey <3

[sharkkans]

the last supper

[baldboydyke-deactivated20231030]

HE ATE JESUS

[guooey]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

happy assorted cheese day

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[rox-and-prose]

things this commenter believes:

being a slut is bad (wrong)

only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)

most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

[laika-the-bitch]

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

[laika-the-bitch]

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

[lolotehe]

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

[dailyquests]

Commit a Very Evil action while Gay.

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[minmos]

Hi minmo :3 check this out

We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...

What the.... He's sniling

[galehive]

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

[pansyfemme]

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

[pointnclick]

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

[armandgender]

macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[april132009]

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

[literalliterature]

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

[greenham9]

[stuckinapril]

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said