Harpsichordgal

Life is too short for bad yarn

[idontlikedicktionaries]

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

[harpsichordgal]

I’ve been feeling I’ll since last fall. Doc said ‘Virus. Etc. etc. Finally went to a specialist who said maybe Gall Bladder. Had a sonogram. Doc didn’t like it, sent me for a CT scan,he said everything looks good, but why am ill all the time. Can’t be pregnant bc I had the baby factory out ages ago. Doc wants to rule out the ominous factor, so now I’m having an MRI+. Shit. My mind is spinning around that ‘Ominous factor’.

[harpsichordgal]

He was just 4 years old when we go that radio shack computer Color Comuter for his big brother. And now he had two degrees, and a A+ certification.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

As a Jew, have you ever felt unsafe being Jewish (visibly or not) and/or engaging with Jewish spaces due to the threat of antisemitism?

Yes, and I have felt that my life/the lives of loved ones is/were in danger

Yes, though I haven't felt that my life/the lives of loved ones is/were in dange

I'm not sure

No, I have never felt unsafe being Jewish

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

If you aren't Jewish, please don't vote, boost and come back in a week if you want to see the results, this is important.

[bewby]

this is the cutest bunny i have ever seen in my entire life i think i'm about to kill myself

[bewby]

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

@tikkunolamorgtfo

[nowatjaimelannister]

It is difficult to explain how his words disarmed me, how efficiently succinct and impenetrable his argument was. All my conceptions, even my guilt and my wish to die seemed utterly unimportant, and i completely forgot myself and the barbaric scene that surrounded me. For the first time in my life, I was seen.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE In Throes of Increasing Wonder…

[endverse]

claudia | interview with the vampire the thing lay still

[eosphoroz]

Shut up, Rolin. We don't need this pain right now 😭 (Source)

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

I have no idea how this happened but I need help with this BAD.

Don’t want to lose my electricity so PLEASE HELP ME

Cash App

PayPal

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

If I can raise $800 I can survive by paying part of my disability check towards the rest

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

Going to make some calls tomorrow to try and fix this but still might need help if that doesn’t work. There’s only 4-5 days left before my lights are turned off.

[harpsichordgal]

This is for the tumblr person who is in my follow list.

We had the same shit from Con Ed, the NYC area Electricity provider. Same form letter and all. They gave us three weeks to come up with$2000!or cut us off. So I take it you are in New York?We went around the house pulling anything that was worth a dime. We found belongings that mostly came from the in laws, an old uncle or two. We did come up with the money, and felt like sleeping for a week afterwards. It’s both humiliating and stressful. We were both really mad, and contacted our congressman, Jamaal Bowman, about it. His office directed us to two government programs that help pay energy costs, HEAP ( Home energy Assistance Program)and LI HEAP. So they we can get help. There’s also an app allied ‘ohmconnect’ (or something like that.that helps you lower rates. I haven’t tried it yet. Also, Contact your elected officials Also I’m going to give you a signal boost to see if I can drum up some $$ for you of course I may be totally off base by this

[everythingfox]

His lil sandles

(via)

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

celebration for traditional chinese festival in yangshuo, guilin, guangxi 

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[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Honestly you don’t even have to change the genre much. Guy probably went through quite the ordeal because of all the people trying to get to Indy.

Day 1: “Professor Jones, hate to bother you but there’s an assassin trying to kill me, do you have...yes I see it...*gunshots* just to make sure, is there any paperwork I can file or should I just call the police?”

Day 85: “Oh fucking try me, I have 84 papers to grade because that lazy asshole went off to fucking Burma in the middle of fucking finals week, if you don’t leave right the fuck now I will awaken that ancient artifact in the corner and turn your intestines into fucking snakes.”

[marzipanandminutiae]

also, don’t forget: the movies are set in the 1930s-50s

so please imagine this 20-year-old girl who’s had to practically fight god to convince everyone that, no, she would NOT be happier with a degree in home economics and yes, she DOES want to be an archaeologist. she’s had to deal with male grad students trying to steal her research and constant patronizing questions about whether she can really handle the dirt and insects out in the field. even Indy, who stands up for her when the department leadership tries to pull Some Bullshit, sometimes treats her like a glorified secretary just out of habit

when the bad guys show up, they are therefore faced with a young woman who exists in a permanent state of simmering rage. she has a sensible wool skirt and practical oxfords and a baseball bat and you can fuck right off if you’re trying to pull this nonsense right after one of her professors just called her “sweetie” for the dozenth time

[kitzatara]

Okay idk if the timing and logistics match up at all but i just have a fever thought that his TA is none other than Mrs Evelyn O’Connell. Just think about it.

Jones: Are you sure you’re up for this position?

Evie: Dr Jones I assure you that despite being a woman I-

Jones: No no it’s not that, it’s just that there’s a lot of… weird artifacts that come through my door

Evie: Oh, well I actually have some experience with weird

Jones: and sometimes it can get dangerous…

Evie *smiling*: I can handle that as well

(Later in the school year, during a shoot out)

Jones: You weren’t kidding! *gunshots*

Evie pulling out a grenade and chucks it: These ruffians aren’t half as bad Imhotep, and he was nothing compared to midterms *explosion*

[mrevaunit42]

Evie: Oh dear they seem to have brought more friends. Pass me my bag Professor Jones if you’d please. 

Jones: Sure Evie *hands her the bag* 

Evie: *pulls out an old fashion pistol with a large bell* 

Jones: I don’t think that’s going to be enough. 

Evie: Oh it’s not. I’m phoning my husband *fires a flare through the window* 

Jones: I doubt stiff upper lip gent is going to help us right now Evie. 

Evie: I whole heartedly agree Professor Jones.

*A moment later Rick crashes the car through the wall and pulls out a tommy gun. He screams at the top of his lungs as he rushes the bad guys* 

Evie: Luckily my husband is American.

[ri-writing]

This continued to get better and better as I went.

[roselightfairy]

@brassm​ @marbleharbor​ @kagenightray​ @thevillainsmustache​

[gasparodasalo]

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Georg Philipp Telemann (1681-1767) - Trio Sonata for Recorder, Pardessus de viole and Continuo in F-Major, TWV 42:F6, III. Allegro. Performed by Kees Boeke, recorder, Alice Harnoncourt, pardessus de viole, Wouter Möller, cello, and Bob van Asperen, harpsichord, on period instruments.

[akhuna01]

So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.

We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.

Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.

I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.

So.

Like and Reblog if you'd want to win a glass shrimp in a tombola, i guess? Let's save him from the bin!

[misaraesblog-deactivated2024080]

Excuse me, this is sooo gooD😩✋🏾 AGSGAHSJSKSK

[harpsichordgal]

Excuse me , I’ll be chewing on the desk now. Anyone want a drawer ?

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew

[airandangels]

I enjoy both the nose scrunch and the fact it is holding the fruit with both hands and one foot

[harpsichordgal]

I feel the same way about honeydews!