i hate harry potter

probs lucius malfoy in disguise, i hate everyone with passion | she/her

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call me pro snape(or like pro anyone) and im stealing your kneecaps

i dont lie when i say i hate every adult in hp, especially those who had mentorship/parentship with harry🥱 and who say "you have your mother's eyes" or "you're a copy of your father"(applies to lupin too, but at least he's nice on his own)

so yeah

i dont side with any adult characters in here, let that be clear k

(doesnt mean you can't enjoy them or whatever lmao. it's not like i don't, i just like to bash terrible adults(or make fun of them))

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i was thinking about slytherin!harry today with my friend and it was so VBJSVS

oh my god it’d be so AWKWARD. imagine you just rejected some annoying boy(draco) being all confident and then BOOM he’s your roommate!! and you’re stuck close with him for next 7 years!! and the boy you met on the train won’t talk to you because you were sorted into slytheryn!! and it feels like everyone is so disappointed because of the bias EVERYONE has for slytherin(which is so duuumbb bruh imagine demonizing CHILDREN). 

also the way Sirius and Remus would be like “what” when tHEY KNOW SJDHVBJSVV. just- oh my god

the PoA: sirius: no fucking way is james- i mean, harry is in slytherin!! what the fuck!! remus: now now sirius we are both adults and house-sorting doesn’t mean a thing- OH FUCK tHE MOON

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Most marauderfen only ship Wolfstar so that they could isolate Wormtail as the fifth wheel and pretend he never existed

Shows a lot about marauder stans and their inability to understand and appreciate complexity of character. They want their little group to be ✨perfect✨ and either ignore the Marauders' flaws or get rid of them.

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there's new series coming soon?? i-

i dont know, i just hope it isn't maradeurs era. they will ruin it, im sure for 89%

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narcissa and lucius are girlboss and malewife relationship, that's the truth

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why do people always misunderstand or ignore that Draco joining DE was Lucius’ punishment for his failure? lmao imagine thinking after that that Lucius didn’t care about Draco

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my friends and I made powerpoints about whatever we wanted and presented them to each other today. here is my joke presentation (that is 100% serious 🥴) that I made to teach them about my current brainrot

please view it in presentation mode so you can see the transitions/animations! link below cut

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me but about Harry Potter:

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are yall really getting heated at Narcissa for LOVING HER SON??? HUH???? what the fuck- i-

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someone gonna use "pussy" as in "coward" and i'll throw hands💀 i thought we were done with this sexist thing??? uh-

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idk, stop glorifying maradeurs, calling them "absolutely good" because they are on the "light" side and disregarding their personal actions, they are just as horrible as "dark side" characters in a way lol. same for draco, he was a kid yes but at 15-16 you kinda have your own conscience😕 however, you should realise he was willing to change anyway so you shouldn't really deem him "pure evil" for having grow up with racist bias and being a bully in school.

(also i have to note that the Maradeurs DIDN'T "grow out" of being bullies. Sirius and Remus stated it themselves that James just learned to hide it from Lily for her to like him. Also Sirius literally tried to murder Snape lmao, like??? uhh, i can't recall, for example, Draco willingly trying to kill anyone in his school days😟 Sirius was never shown to have "grown out" of it as well.)

and no!! you can enjoy them and like/love them, just PLEASE don't make saints out of any of them :) it's much easier to think of everyone in grey tones and that's amazing

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honestly, im so upset with whole Harry Potter series i can't even put it into words

the author fucked up in every possible way

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damn sirius scares me dude... what the fuck😟 and i can't even make fun of him (unlike lucius), he just ... terrifies me😭

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Who else was so pissed when McGonagall sent ALL slytherins into the dungeons when Pansy suggested handing Harry in because of not hatred but FEAR?! I was physically sick at that and it was nOT badass as everyone puts it, it’s discrimination and accusation of being evil when really they (or maybe only Pansy) were being self-persevered as they should be because that’s what makes them slytherins just like loyalty is key to Puffs, and bravery- gryffindors and wit - Ravenclaw.

[malfoys----wand]

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I honestly do not think Lucius or Narcissa would neglect their ONLY child for being sorted into a stupid house. If anything Lucius will probably throw a tiny tantrum before cooling down with a shrug and saying something about gryffindors being for losers (or something childish like that because Lucius is a big man baby) while Narcissa fusses about not letting the word get out to Sirius Orion Black or else the man will escape azkaban, come and rub in their faces then visit every weekend solely to teach Draco pranks and tricks to use with the Weasley twins, much to Lucius’ horror.

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Narcissa being blonde makes so little sense I’m crying like WHY😭