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el | 26 | she/her

[cutecipher]

[teathattast]

[bnunybusiness]

[minotaurapologist]

Flat fuck Friday

[ionomycin]

hibiscus

[opendirectories]

[corpsebod]

I am LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT

[maykitz]

the impact "bnuuy" had

[bunnywand-archive]

[gg0dzzz-deactivated20250622]

Me: man, all I have is a protein, rice, and sushi nori, what am I gonna eat that isn't just a boring plain rice bowl???

The humble onigiri:

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

we're smokin burnt ends. we're pulling heirloom pork. i got the tri-state tri-tip but she can't take the scovilles. she told me take down the fine china so i dropped a brick down the stairs. i made a potpourri outta last year's roaches and got the ramada inn fully evacuated. this shit ain't nothing to me, girl. i bump a tablespoon of old bay out her asshole cause she's my softshell crab. i'm chesapeaking. milf said pound me daddy so i sent her 16 dvds of the wicked directors cut. told your girl to swallow a condom full of dollar bills and walk to bakersfield. she's the mayor now. i called in a couple favors, got your dad scheduled for an orchiectomy with the best in the country. i'll put a termite tent over the house and hotbox it so i can sample the carbon monoxide alarm on my next hit single. i won't be home for christmas fucko.

[sapphicmother]

Im on that boob juice. That hooter shooter. Gock got me so high, my balls are spilling over my thong. I snort cum. All my girlfriends are taller than me so I can see their titties when they reach the top shelf. Youre piss stains. Huffed one girl's pit, then the other, call that Huffington Post.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she told me democracy dies in darkness so i turned the lights off and put her to a vote

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[pukicho]

I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

[swiftysilvers]

How'd it taste?

[pukicho]

Have you ever had chicken?

[pukicho]

Not like chicken.

[jynxedshapeshifter]

This is still one of The Ace Attorney Screenshots of All Time tbh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dectech]

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[cryptotheism]

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

[cryptotheism]

I screamed this from the castle walls and I think I heard one of the enemy footmen start crying. It was kinda sad.

[cottoncandylesbo]

I DIDN'T!!!! I STOOD TALL AND MARCHED WITH MY COMMANDER BRAVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cryptotheism]

We literally saw you weep at the thought of a comely maiden

[prokopetz]

Deftly avoiding awkward was-Hitler-a-vampire questions in my urban fantasy RPG's secret history of the world by establishing that every single vampire on Earth slept in and missed the entire 20th Century.

[wicabels]