Kuro

mid-30s | Demi/ace | she/her | causing problems on purpose | (Un)official TriPope of Shitposts | ko-fi | RedBubble | ao3

[hashtagcaneven]

Who the frick is this asshole?

Howdy! I'm Kuro.

I do stuff. Like writing, graphics, photography, gaming, roleplaying, and shitposting

My house is an armory cause I like swords a lot. And I know how to use them.

But mostly I cause problems on purpose.

Wait, don't I know you?

If you know my government name, then you absolutely do not know me. You never found this blog and will have it erased from your memory in the next update. Keep it secret, keep it safe.

I make art!

tag = #kuro art

I write … stuff

And of course, I shitpost

tag = #kursed

[puncertainty]

rocky learns human philosphy

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[irregularnotagoblin]

Qifrey getting increasingly more upset by the shop being closed

[ image id: A set of gifs of Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier. He is touching a wall where a door once was. the gifs have been edited to get increasingly faster, making it seem like he is aggressively slapping the wall. end id]

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[elvenfaur]

Glamour shots of my Vash boots! Photographer is Pedxiing on Instagram!

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[welele]

La auténtica felicidad.

[the-forest-druid]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[spurious]

control resonant release date droppeddddddd

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic