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My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
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if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis
I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”
here’s johnny
I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000
generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.
Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are
my least favorite vowel is o
mine is u
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
(This joke has probably been done before)
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain
honestly, I’m so sorry but, if your brain automatically thinks 2007 was 3 years ago…… like, what the fuck is wrong with you??? Like. So sorry but. w.hat the fuck is wrong….. with you?? where u been sis? What happened. do you live in the marianas trench? have you been in a years-long coma? are u ok. honestly, who really has this problem. has this ever even happened to someone.
lads…… it’s march. how we coping
we aren’t
FYI
Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture
Simple. It’s naptime.
The actual answer is just as funny:
Bees.
I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.