They don't call me Gooby for nothing

.Alanna.20.California. I spend my Friday nights watching Netflix with my cat, livin it up the only way I know how. Friend Code: 3454 3507 0186 :)

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[hasta-la-pasta]

my intrusive thoughts in class

brain: u could scream right now. no one's stopping you. just open your mo-

me: what the fuck why would i

brain, banging its fists on the table: scream! scream! scream! scream!

[handglownglassbone]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[secretnoodlebox]

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[realitytvbitch]

Freshman: Hey do you have any advice for high school? 

Me:

[shadyrican]

@totalariana: me 2 u about beyonce/kelly

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

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and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[afpe]

Is it still patriarchy if I make MYSELF a sandwich?

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brittercrossing:

Everytime i see this i can help but play the music and laugh so hard

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[hasta-la-pasta]

navi: i think we're lost

link: no we are NOT lost i know these woods like the back of my own hand okay

the back of link's hand: starts glowing with the triforce

link: what the fuck is that

[nick-avallone]

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there was also a huge bug at the order window (we were at starbucks) and the 2 women inside were too scared to open it so I got out and shooed it away so they gave us my moms tea for free hahahaha

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Musician puppy

[asian]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Alerting my roommate about important current events!

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN