*MIDI banjo sounds*

she/her twenty something Academy Award Winner Fred Durst   .   terfs aren't invited

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[iwatchsmiggles]

[darlingdollieee]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

[guu]

Driving without a drink gorgeous?

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[everything-written-down]

Cath is me

[jester-nonconforming]

watching Deadloch really is like being transported to another universe where women are allowed to look and act like regular people on TV

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

But she caught me on the counter (Wasn’t me) Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (Wasn’t me) I even had her in the shower (Wasn’t me) She even caught me on camera (Wasn’t me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn’t me) Heard the words that I told her (Wasn’t me) Heard the screams gettin’ louder (Wasn’t me) She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creepin’ with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin’ on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn’t me?

original midi at https://bitmidi.com/uploads/93044.mid

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[littleguymart]

(source)

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[frogadir]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow