You're killing me smalls!

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[thememedaddy]

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[bebx]

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[koothebird]

The Mitch McConnell situation rn

[thememedaddy]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free