hatchedlamp

i don’t know whether to love you or to hate you so i’ll just date you

[spekterjester]

im obsessed w promare again so i colored some sketches from 2024

[koolkat9]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[rocketbirdie]

using the manga as a bunch of coloring pages again

[lafemmeressort1]

The fledgling (us) in almost every vtm game:

[whorerific]

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @misceris)

[hi-masos]

'my first girlfriend turned into the moon'

'that's rough buddy'

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[spitefulcheddarcheese]

my additions

[xxyriiax]

got some more minecraft diaries (laurance) content. i wonder who my favorite character is! i might make a whole thing with my shadow knight hcs but we'll see..

[thatsillystarboy]

I am the #1 Princess Buttecup defender. She is me and I am her. She gets me in a way few do. Princess Buttercup is an icon and I love her

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out