tick, tock, baby!

who's swinging the hatchet now in hatchet town?

[hatchetown]

# HATCHETOWN   :    an independent & selective multimuse roleplay blog ; featuring canon and original characters from team starkid's hatchetfield series. please read guidelines before interacting. private / mutuals only. personal blogs do not interact.  summoned by cricket ( she/they, 26 ).

featuring character studies in :   being doomed by the narrative ,   being doomed by yourself ,   hope in the face of insurmountable darkness ,   fathoming the unfathomable ,   the worth of a soul ,   the worth of a life ,   and the sheer determination to make a better life.

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[hatchetown]

gonna pop on a black friday reaction on hyperbeam if anyone wants to hang

[hatchetown]

pete, after npmd: i'm like, jesus i'm on the frickin' bus again because all my rides to school are dead.

[cairnsuilven]

CURT MEGA as PAUL MATTHEWS - The Return of TGWDLM! (2026)

[hatchetown]

the things that i lost here, the people i knew, they got me surrounded for a mile or two / it's all washing over me, i'm angry again.

[hatchetown]

ted rocks up to the social event in this fit wyd

[hatchetown]

"peip works hard but slightly delusional gays work harder" - @n1ghthawks

that's it everybody, that's the theme of this blog I think

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[hatchetown]

*holds my boy rainier out with gentle hands for the consideration of my hf mutuals*

he's technically on my main multi which i'm figuring out how i want to revamp but he'd fit so good in hf stuff.

fun things abt him

drifter living in an rv. part con artist, part vigilante, part conspiracy theorist. kind of a fuckboy, kind of a dirtbag.

affected by some unknowable eldritch bullshit since he was a kid - blinky in a hf verse probably? more info on why further down the list - people don't remember him - once he leaves town the memory of him fades quickly. even photos of him degrade after enough time if he doesn't stay put. (and most digital photos corrupt outright).

doesn't have an iris in one of his eyes - nearly constant headaches and always wears sunglasses or special contacts when he can afford them. drinks and abuses substances to manage discomfort.

perfect recall - has never forgotten a single thing he's physically seen. reads books constantly. kind of a supergenius. also a huge asshole about it and kind of an idiot.

hugely manipulative, will stop at nothing to find the The Truth. is basically soIomon Iauter's or ccrp's worst nightmare. his whole thing is manipulating his way into corrupt or secretive places and exposing the truth, then skipping town once he's made too many enemies.

parent issues (basically a requirement for hf)

just look at him

more info here

this has been a psa

[hatchetown]

idk just vague apology for not. really being on tumblr. or existing really. not doing so great this year. figures that last year was good so this one had to be shit.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

[hatchethawked]

The  thing  no  one  tells  you  about  surviving,  about  the  mere  act  of  holding  out,  is  how  many  hours  are  nothing  because  nothing  happens.  They  also  don’t  tell  you  about  how  you  can  share  your  deepest  secrets  with  someone,  kiss  them,  and  the  next  hour  it’s  like  there’s  nothing  between  you  because  not  everything  can  mean  something  all  the  time  or  you’d  be  crushed  under  the  weight  of  it.

sloane  price  of  this  is  not  a  test  by  courtney  summers.  written  by  quin,  he/him,  27.

[halcyoncyrus]

He is literally so dumb

[hatchetown]

cricket tries not to add every character joey has ever played to my muse list challenge: instantly failed. have a long lost spankoffski.

[primulaceas]

Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life

[candyflossmemes]

spotify wrapped has arrived. send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a 🎁 for me to shuffle.

[wileytm]

it's black friday it's wilbur day idc i Will be streaming it tonight as soon as i get out of work. genuinely tempted to just stream this shit on loop before work too idc i love bf and it is today

[wileytm]

heyhey starting in about 15 minutes