Welcomeee Peasants!!!

knock knock, whos there, daisy, daisy who, DAI-SY ME ROLLING THEY HATIN!!!!

[catasters]

[radwolf76]

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[kosmogrl]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was robbed, but the only things the robbers stole were the knives in my kitchen and a cake I had just baked.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was playing a secret level of a video game and I got a pigeon that turned into a hot woman and I was really sad cause… I just wanted the pigeon :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ariaiscursed]

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[gloomy-eden-deactivated20240307]

Girls just want to be weird & worshipped

[kosmogrl]

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[animentality]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[museify]

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.