99 Fandoms And Marvel Is One

I'm 30 and from Scotland, I obsess over Marvel, Drag Race, Sherlock, The Hobbit/LOTR, Star Trek, Star Gate (anything with star as the first word), Arrow, Queer Eye and a lot of other shows/Movies. And Harry Potter obviously.

[kevinbparry]

Cheers to 10 years of making videos 🥂

[cottagehillsunset]

Arthur Pike is 9 years old when he really gets into his bugs and insects phase. And it's cute at first, Jackie buys him lots of picture books with bugs that they read together and Hayden is happy enough to trade the usual tiger time time at the zoo for more time where Arthur stares at the various big and small bugs crawling around behind the glass walls.

It's not until Jackie's cousin, in a well meaning gesture to support Athur, gifts him a tarantula. Which, well. He buys him the appropriate terrarium and hands Hayden a stack of pamphlets on how to take care of a tarrantula. Which is all well and good except for the fact that there is now a fucking enormous tarrantula in their home.

Arthur squeals with joy. Jackie and Hayden less so. Next to them on the couch, Ilya pulls his feet back from where they almost touched the newly unwrapped terrarium.

But it's fine. Hayden loves his son and wants him to be happy (although he did high-five Jackie after she pulled her Cousin to the side to tell him in a kind but very firm way to never ever gift them an animal again without consulting them). So, it's good. It's fine. Toby the Tarrantula happily lives withe the Pike family while Hayden manages to not completely freak out whenever goes into his son's bedroom. It's fine. It's good.

It very quickly turns very bad though on a sunny Saturday evening. The evening had started out well enough, with Shane and Ilya coming over for dinner while Jackie was out for dinner with her old college friends. There was a slight hitch when Hayden realised that he had promised the girls pancakes for dinner without checking the fridge. But even that problem was quickly resolved with Shane simply grabbing his car keys and announcing that "I'll get them, i'll be back in 10 minutes".

No, the very bad part started just after Shane had left the driveway, when Hayden bumped into the tarrarium which was currently staying in the living room while they got Arthur's bedroom painted. The thankfully still intact but unfortunately very empty terrarium.

"Rozanov, I'm gonna ask this once and you better be honest", Hayden said, focing himself to stay calm while his eyes were still locked on what should be Toby's home. "Did you take the fucking Spider out to fuck with me?"

Ilya just gave him an unimpressed stare. "It's a tarantula, Pike", he said drily. "And no, I did not take it out of the terrarium. Why?"

Hayden swallowed. Fuck.

"Pike? What-"

"It's empty."

Hayden finally turned to look at Ilya. Ilya took over with staring at the terrarium in horror.

Shit.

Shane finds both of them huddled together on kitchen stairs when he gets back 15 Minutes later with a carton of eggs and some blueberries in hand.

"Are you guys okay?"

Hayden and Ilya both do a horrible impression of acting casual.

"Of course we are, Solnyshko", Ilya assures him, casually leaning against one of the kitchen cabinets. If it weren't for his shaking hands and the way he kept glancing at the terrarium every two seconds, he'd almost pull it of.

"Yeah man, all good", Hayden adds in a voice that sounds only slightly panicked.

"If you say so", Shane says, unconvinced. "Why are you both standing on chairs?"

Hayden and Ilya look at each other. Look at Shane. Turn to look at each other again.

Ilya raises an eyebrow.

Hayden crosses his arms.

Both of them turn back to Shane.

"Easier to keep an eye on the kids that way, you know", Hayden says. Ilya nods. "Direct view to garden", he adds. Hayden nodds.

"For sure", Shane agrees easily before turning to put the eggs into the fridge to hide his smile. Even if he didn't know them as well as he did, it wouldn't be difficult to figure out that they're lying. It's also not particulary difficult to figure out why they chose to stand on top of two chairs that allow them to look at the terrarium while also being as far away as possible (and, to be fair, still keep an eye on the kids playing outside in the garden).

Of course, it's also not that difficult to remember that Jackie dropped off Toby at the Vet before heading out to meet her friends. And it's just as easy to know that Jackie will definitely want picture proof of her husband and Ilya Rozanov furiously whispering at each other while standing on top of two chairs -

"Why don't you get down and look for him"

"You crawl around the ice all the time, probably advantage for you to find him"

"Oh fuck you-"

- before he tells either of them the truth.

[cottagehillsunset]

Ilya who, whenever Jurrasic Park or any sort of dinosaur movie is on, takes a picture of the TV and sends it to Scott Hunter with a "good game" or "did not kow you were playing tonight".

Scott just lets out a long sigh everytime and counts to ten in his head.

He ends up on the same flight to New York as Shane after an away game in Ottawa, with Scott going back home and Shane travelling for the launch of a new Rebook store in New York.

And Scott can't help but laugh when he sees what the in flight movie options are. At Shane's curious look he waves at the small tv screen and explains the bit Ilya has going on. And Shane, just for a second, gets this weird glint in his eyes before offering Scott one of his earbuds with a smile.

"Want to rewatch the game with me instead?", he asks, holding up his IPad. And, why the hell not, Scott thinks, there are worse things than reviewing their game with Shane (even though he doubts Shane will share any of his strategical thoughts with him).

So, Scott takes the earbud and settles into his seat. Only to be hit with the opening notes of Jurrasic Park five seconds in.

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[totearup]

After they play together for a year or so it becomes common to talk about how Ilya and Shane are psychic about each other, always knowing where the other one is or whatever.

Harris gets the idea to have them do one of those "twin test" videos where they stand on opposite sides of a door and he has them hold up numbers, they both hold up a four, the spin in a circle, which they do in the same direction at the same speed, then stand on one leg, both picking the right. Then they're supposed to touch a body part, and both poke the ends of their noses, though Shane says, "Baby if you're grabbing your *beep* right now..." with a half smile, and Ilya cracks up because if this wasn't for the internet he definitely would have.

Anyway, they do everything nearly exactly in sync until Harris tells them to "make a silly face" and Shane just gives the camera an office stare while Ilya sticks his tongue fully out and crosses his eyes.

It definitely goes viral.

[maxieurekaevermore]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

the NHL official account posted a video of shane and ilya at the practice with the caption “when you and your best friend are on the same team” and it’s a minute long compilation of them skating around the rink yapping, giggling, whispering, pushing each other around, hitting each other with the stick and just completely attached at the hip. one of the top comments being like “omg do they turn everything into a date?” and the same commenter later posted a screenshot “not the cens players liking my comment”

[unnuagereveur]

At some point luca takes the rookies with him on a trip accross europe, they have so much fun but they also get into so much trouble, all the other centaurs are incresingly worried as their trip goes on, some of them have already given up on ever getting them back in ottawa in one piece

[suchsitestoshow]

I want Luca’s bf to be an absolute menace actually. Basically a mini ilya. I want him to spend an evening running circles around scott hunter with the driest sense of humor imaginable while Luca is equal parts horny and horrified about it

[ivviannaa]

mycentaurs are NOT groaning at hollanov's pda or telling them to get a room or feeling even a morsel of discomfort when they kiss in the locker room. they are enablers and romantics. one of the first things we see when troy comes out and says he's dating harris is bood telling him to give harris a good luck kiss, and i wholeheartedly believe they're all the same way with shane and ilya. they're at a barbecue and it's why do you need another chair?? just sit on his lap you're married?? if they aren't bickering at practice, everyone turns into amateur marriage counselors and forces them to kiss and make up. the rookies call them their mom and dad (with bood as a third parent and being daddy, of course). they could start describing their sex life in detail and at least 3/4 of the room would be nodding their head and asking follow up questions. that locker room is shameless and supportive

[isisisak]

at one point harris does an insta post for the local animal shelter like "all of them think theyre lap dogs" and its several slides of like a great dane and several pitbulls and a giant mastiff sitting on ppl and the last pic is of ilya sitting on shanes lap during one of boods bbqs

[parcai]

smth smth the way loons return in pairs to the same breeding lake year after year to defend it because once they've found home they keep finding their way back to it. hollanov crossing continents only to end up at the cottage every summer, every season, no matter what the year has brought them. building the wall a little taller each time until the whole world is outside and it's just theirs. shane standing in front of the commissioner saying "i choose him come on ilya." yuna: you would leave boston for shane? ilya: yes. no questions asked. can someone sedate me

[ladyelspeth14]

taking ilya to a cat cafe is a terrible idea, shane thinks.

because ilya wants to hold every cat, and cats all want to say hi to him, and they’re all curious about the smell of anya on his clothes. shane snaps a lot of photos—harris would love them for the team’s social media.

then shane has to stop ilya from adopting every single cat at the cafe. leaving turns out to be very hard.

[caspianloveslesmis]

also sometimes i remember that “just hold me, please” is an actual canon line said by the most emotionally stunted man on the planet. like i forget it’s not from a fanfic or something. he actually said that. that was arthur pendragon’s dying wish. get fucked, bbc merlin writers. and thank you.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya, troy and bood talking and troy asks “who’s your best friend? it has to be me or bood right?” and ilya’s like “wrong” and bood asks “if it’s not us who is it?” and ilya goes “my shanya obviously” and troy goes “your husband can’t be your best friend” at the exact same time bood says “fair” and ilya says “i’m telling harris that you don’t consider him your best friend” and troy’s face falls while boodram laughs

[pluvialcity]

shane waking ilya up at the cottage with his "wait, I have another idea" monologue about starting a charity makes me think that shane is one of those people who just Does That periodically

like he'll be gnawing on an idea for a couple days, and he'll go to sleep thinking about it, and then one day he'll wake up at 3am and it's finally done percolating and he has to Tell Someone About It Right Now and every time ilya is just like

[ilya-sweetheart]

[sleepyfortress]

When Ilya accidentally posts on public and the centaurs just “RIP Cap, it was nice knowing you 😔🕊️” bc they know Shane’s gonna rip him a new one