SublimeBeeEssery's Curio Cabinet

37! White, cis, able-bodied man. I have every privilege and try to recognize and fight that. Reblogs are usually support of other's voices or signal boosts. Or just bein' a silly little guy.

[spoon-plays]

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[toskarin]

saw a rebagel tag the other day and it was like seeing an ancient crab crawling across the sand

[ageae]

[pokeballvictimized]

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

[theconcealedweapon]

[passion-of-l0vers]

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

[tanadrin]

insane if the US manages to avoid a spiral of escalating violence culminating in massacres because the people of minneapolis-st. paul stayed disciplined and forced trump to back down. goddamn hero cities. when these dipshits finally get turfed from office they should get a big fuckoff sword like the british gave stalingrad.

[3000s]

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

[charl0ttan]

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

[tatzelwurming]

weed pen is not a drug it’s a usb we’ve fooled ourselves into thinking it has some stuff in it we’re acruallt inhaling files and zipped files

[aflo]

I just smoked bonzi buddy

[transhuman-priestess]

TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture

TikTok's daily average U.S. app uninstalls have increased nearly 150% over the past five days compared to the previous three months, Sensor

This is objectively the funniest possible outcome of this whole affair

[socialistexan]

[utopians]

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

[starrylitte]

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[radriotgrrrl-deactivated2025050]

i have zero empathy for little boys being misogynists. i was a kid too, but my focus was towards drawing and reading, not hating on minorities.

[unsentimentaltranslator]

“they’re children!” so are the girls they terrorise

[ladywintersmith]

I have started calling it "monkey see monkey do misogyny" not because these little shits aren't a danger to other children but because I'm so sick of people reacting like "he's too young to truly MEAN it" and I don't care because I'm not worried about his immortal soul or whatever. I care about the girls who have to hear the exact same words in the exact same order as a grown man who hates them, in class. And then be expected to concentrate on long division.

[kittyit]

"As my mother once said: The boys throw stones at the frogs in jest.

But the frogs die in earnest."

- Joanna Russ, The Female Man