MARTA

[meanplastic]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

[suicideracoon]

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

[cockwiki]

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

[squilf]

i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said “thank you, it ended my relationship”

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[sylferino]

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

[sylferino]

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

[makethelastonecount]

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me

[bob-belcher]

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[magiikm1ke-deactivated20200629]

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[memewhore]

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?