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Howdy! You can call me hat or Brooke ! idc. I'm 22 ! (she/her) This is the Primary Blog attached to @hatsbuckets but for all intents and purposes buckets is my main blog for now lol. (I came from @/nerdingz same person, new blog!)

Until I figure out exactly what's going to go on in this one...

Last Book Finished: The Night Circus by Erin Morganstern (OBSESSED HOLY SHIT)

Currently Reading: The Book of Elsewhere by Keanu Reeves and China Miéville

Currently Playing: Date Everything | CoD | RDR2 (Again)

Currently Listening to: Hey Gringo by KALEO

Just be respectful and kind or whtevr when interacting :)

Assume that 18+ stuff will get posted/reblogged here. As well as angst/hurt/comfort etc. I'll tag appropriately or try to. At the end of the day, you're the curator of your own experience on this site, so

That's all for now because I'm lazy <3

though after the new old guard comes out I'm betting this becomes a TOG blog lol.

Profile Picrew (Link) by IG: @/mischa.makowka

#pinned #Brooke blogs

marzipanrabbit

#hell yeah #that's my fuckin Optimus Prime right there brother

stiffyck

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

#YO?#going insane #these two hsicntifnfj #cw blood #cw surgery

sleepyconfusedpotato

WOKE UP TO GOD OF WAR LAUFEY NEWS????? OH MY GOD????

The coloring is gorgeous. Holy moly.

#oh she's beautiful #hello gorgeous

lavenderprose

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

Meet the Pittlings!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#👀✨🫂👎🫵#seems silly and slightly aggressive

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1

#it's so fuckin cute I'm gonna explode

transparentgentlemenmarker

Les dances à travers le monde

apollosdrunkenmixup

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

and he approaches all of them with enthusiasm and a surprising amount of skill

kaviskysglasses

Scrolling tumblr as foreplay before AO3 send tweet.

retreat-to-your-mood

only-drink-to-get-drunk

@petrichorandarson

a-thousand-pots

I made something 🥰🎉🎉

Get from one word to another by adding, removing, or changing one letter at a time.

It has a daily mode that resets at UTC midnight. I’ve had fun with it with some friends - hopefully other people find it fun too :)

Lmk if you have any feedback

#already obsessed and I need a hundred more

bluegiragi

get your old woman yuri here

who are these characters and where are they from?

early access + nsfw on patreon

you should think of these two as Montauk and Ida, or Montauk and Murdoch. The thought of using Montauk's first name to refer to her in any capacity just feels…wrong to me.