LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY WAIFU

I hope you're not here for Vocaloid music because YOU WON'T FIND ANY HERE ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (It just never really comes up on my dashboard, I obviously don't dislike it.) What you will find, however, is me shitposting about waifus. Also, I reblog various shit I see on my dash that I find amusing. Sometimes I'll rant about things on tumblr that make me mad, but I usually tag those things as "serious shit" so feel free to blacklist that if you don't care about my Super Important Internet Opinions™, I won't be offended. Unlike most of tumblr. Tee hee. Sometimes, anons send me NSFW links. Don't follow them unless you're 18+!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[brbgensokyo]

yeah they're usually called "cook books" by the locals.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[koholint]

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[easel-eisel]

none of this is yuri

[c4ndl3-w1ck]

[hatsunemikuvevo]

[kushblazer666]

[puppygirllaika]

I've seen a lot of people reblogging this as a shitpost but it actually is ~technically~ true, if you're willing to give the literal text "lentils.com" a bit of leeway. The modern DNS or "Domain Name System" wasn't established until 1985, and was created to establish human-readable addresses for IP addresses, so you didn't have to know the actual IP address of the website you wanted to visit. In other words, you don't need to call up the world carrot museum and ask for their IP address in order to visit their website, you can just go to worldcarrotmuseum.co.uk.

HOWEVER, the DNS system wasn't created whole-cloth, it was based on a library topic-categorization system that predated the dewey decimal system and was widely used across private and government libraries in england and, later, the united states. The system was called the Index Dominiorum, or "Register of Domains," and was pioneered by the Library of Oxford in 1731. It's first ever use was for the tracking and maintenance of agricultural records for major staple crops, with the list distinguishing between commercial and independently-grown crops, as subsistence farming was still how a lot of people got their food in england at the time. In this register of crop reports, one of the first (not the actual first first) records added to the list was a report on the production of commercial lentils, labeled "lentils, com." Because that same core registration system was used as the basis for the DNS nearly 3 centuries later, it can be argued that "lentils.com" was one of the first domains ever registered, along with similar commercial crop names like "barley.com", "rye.com", and "bulgur-wheat.com". Unfortunately, none of this is true, and i did just make it all up.

[saywhat-politics]

The best shot of the year

[f1ve-more-minutes]

[fullmetalist]

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

[brbgensokyo]

they call this sadpanda where im from

[peachdelta]

stupid

[hatsunemikuvevo]

I admire your dedication to Lain and I hope the hangover ain't too bad for you Miku! Happy new year!

I shook off my hangover after about 5 minutes fortunately! Happy new year to you too!

[delatoid]

Happy 2005!!!

[brbgensokyo]

[seymourworld]

Uhhh aren't you only 20? you REALLY shouldn't be joking about 9/11. I know you weren't there for it and you don't know what it was like but it's not something to joke about..

No i was there. I have kin memories of the plane

[3amsoda]

sakura shinguji