im a shitty rp partner tho
sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied
sometimes i reply 147 years later
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

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@hattireandwhimsy
im a shitty rp partner tho
sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied
sometimes i reply 147 years later
Send me a ✿and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
PICKUP-LINE SPECIAL - can be nsfw and plain dumb.
1-35
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The beginning of the end.
Well, there’s nothing new in that tone, is there? Seems the Drainrat gets off on being in control.
I would hardly call it resigning. It seems to me you would have me beg but I assure you that’s not going to happen. Somehow, I don’t believe you will stay away for long. /bitter laughter/
… Tch. Control? I know already, Hatter isn’t the type to give up.
I would ask nothing more from someone as unbalanced as you, not that I ever asked you to do anything for my sake anyway. For two people cursed with misfortune, all we do is collide but perhaps that is our fate.
Fate. I hate that word.
If you plan on interfering, I will kill you.
Well, i'm certainly glad that we are on the same page. Unbalanced? Coming from someone like you I feel I ought to be offended. 'Children of Misfortune', 'fate'. Why is it we throw around such ridiculous phrases so often? Perhaps i'm becoming bitter. I think we collide because we are nothing alike, and you know what they say about opposites.
When have I ever interfered~?
Callous Comrade.
And why would I be a gentleman for you? Are you trying to court me? Or I, you? I mean, if that was going on I surely wasn’t aware of it. If I didn’t know any better i’d say you were coming onto me. How repulsive~
And how did I know you were going to say that? You’re becoming very predictable.
I wasn’t aware Mister Hatter reserved special treatment for me, How quaint. Since you’ve reserved a special interest in me, it’d be inconsiderate of you not to court me. You wouldn’t want to disrespect the family you serve by disregarding my wishes, would you?
Hm? Or perhaps you’ve grown fond of my company.
Why, Mister Drainrat are you trying to coerce me into asking you on a date? Because i'm not sure it would work. I mean, what would your brother think? I'm not entirely certain that your wishes and the wishes of the Rainsworth family align as closely as you seem to think.
If you have something to tell me you may have to use clearer terms. In my old age it gets harder to decipher your nonsense~
anonymously message me with a plot & i'll respond with whether i would be interested or not, then make a starter for it.
note: this is simply to try and help people break the ice of rp’ing or for those who want to rp something off someone’s wishlist, but are just a little too shy. this can remain completely anonymous! so if you receive a plot you like you’re essentially making an open starter based on that plot unless the other person comes forward :)
Send me an ✘ and I'll put my music on shuffle, get the song, and post my favorite line as a starter.
send me ❀ if you have a crush on the muse. Send me ✿ if you have a crush on the mun.
Pretty Please
28: Our muses can’t agree on a movie for date night.
"Why do you always get to choose?" He used his whiniest voice, the one he reserved for getting his own way when the stony faced, glorified man child he had for some reason agreed to date was being difficult. "If I have to watch one more dystopian apocalypse movie I might have to throw myself out of the window~" Emily nodded in agreement from her perch on the arm of the chair.
((Some sort of AU? IDK. It’s late/early. x3))
"That was C.C.’s choice of movie, not mine!" Lelouch retorted, rubbing his temples. "Perhaps if you could have waited for dessert, we wouldn’t have this problem."
"Alright, it’s your turn to pick." The raven-haired teen sighed, defeated. "Just don’t pick anything too ridiculous and I refuse to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory again. .and don’t you dare try and drag my sister into this!"
"Dessert is never to be waited for but to be consumed as quickly as possible following anything savoury. You know my standpoint on that." He huffed, pouting. Really, blaming him? "Well if you love C.C and her movie choices so much why don't you go on date night with her!"
His pout disappeared once he realised he'd won the argument. "We could always watch the old one, I know you don't even know who Gene Wilder is but he's a fantastic actor and his portrayal of that loveable candyman speaks to me on a spiritual level~" Worryingly enough, he was only half joking. "You're just jealous that a blind girl has better movie taste than you." Xerxes pointed a slim finger at Lelouch, a slow smile spreading across his face. "If not Charlie, how about something Disney?"
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Pretty Please
28: Our muses can’t agree on a movie for date night.
"Why do you always get to choose?" He used his whiniest voice, the one he reserved for getting his own way when the stony faced, glorified man child he had for some reason agreed to date was being difficult. "If I have to watch one more dystopian apocalypse movie I might have to throw myself out of the window~" Emily nodded in agreement from her perch on the arm of the chair.
((Some sort of AU? IDK. It's late/early. x3))
"You shouldn't have done that." [ You're online!! owo ]
"Would you care to remind me of what I did exactly? My memory isn't what it once was~"
((Hopefully I shall be online a bit more often once exams are done >.<))
Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get! Mixture of angst, silly, romantic, and NSFW prompts.
Brownie points to those who don’t read below the cut!
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"Who do you think you are?" good to see you back uwu
"Hmm, let’s see~ Last time I checked I was Xerxes Break, servant of the Rainsworth household."
"Did Miss Lottie fall and hit her head, perhaps? That is the only explanation as to how she could forget me, don’t you think, Emily?" The doll nodded in agreement, tilting her head at Lottie. ((Thank you n.n I have neglected this account for a little too long though i’m a tad behind on the manga. x3))
send me one for my muse's reaction
"Are we really doing this?"
"Are you doing this to upset me?"
"Friends don't look at each other like that."
"Give me a chance."
"I am not doing that."
"I can prove you wrong."
"I can show you the world."
"I did a bad thing."
"I don't want to love you, but I do."
"I missed you."
"I regret last night."
"I think we can pull through."
"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."
"I thought you were gone forever."
"I want you naked. Now."
"I'm a bad person."
"I'm breaking up with you."
"I'm not who you think I am."
"I'm pregnant."
"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."
"Marry me?"
"Please, don't do this."
"Stop yelling at me."
"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."
"There is no one I hate more than you."
"This is not fair."
"This is not the time nor place."
"We are not getting a pet."
"We can't do this anymore."
"What are you doing?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"Why aren't you answering my calls?"
"You shouldn't have done that."
"You'll regret this."
"You're being inappropriate."
"You're the one person I actually trust."
Go on anon and tell me why you follow me.
[[Happy Birthday, Vincent dear. xD This shoot.. x3 Das Gay. Vincent Nightgay: Of-Blades-and-Marionettes Xerxes Break: Hattireandwhimsy]]
OOC;
So I may have given in to Marvel feels and made a Bucky/Winter Solider (mostly WS) account. I've not really tested him as a muse yet but feel free to come talk to me/him. Current URL is sexymurderwalk.tumblr.com until I can think up something more appropriate. (: