[oddwomen]

A Woman’s Woman by Toni Adler (1962)

[purr-in-ink]

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

[holorifle]

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

[spikedru]

ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[mikkeneko]

my wife: so I heard that you and the little man took a trip downtown today :)

me: yeah haha

my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?

me: uh

my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his career prospects

[aropride]

my brain every single night deciding what to think about

[bruciemilf]

It's " Harley's DEFINETLY a honorary batfam member" hourssss

[jasontoddsguns]

Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl

Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..

[jasontoddsguns]

Batman is actually torn between the “Shazam is younger than he seems” theory and the “Shazam’s a dad” theory.

[introspectivepoet]

“Forgive my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.”

— A Good Year (2006)

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

newton just created a 4th law

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[chiba-33]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[atmung-deactivated20221128]

you are a faggot and a pointless animal

ㅤ

[atmung-deactivated20221128]

daily affirmation

[karengillandaily]

KAREN GILLAN photographed by Ssam Kim The Glass Magazine (2017)

[bunniope]

not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers

[bunniope]

and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario

[onceiwashere]

loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him

[patrickdiomedes]

does him hulking out involve him turning into Animal?

[tflatte]

no the only visible change kermit goes through is that he sticks angry felt eyebrows over his eyes