Killer Queen

[evermore-fashion]

Teuta Matoshi ‘Iris’ Ready-to-Wear Collection

[theconcealedweapon]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID/ Tweet from Yell in a War (@/ jelenawoehr) reading: It’s wild to me how everyone has roughly the same “world is ending” feeling right now but some people feel that way because of fascism and climate change while others feel that way, with equal intensity, because of drag queens at libraries and singular they/them pronouns. /End ID]

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan

[filmswithoutfaces]

The Gleaners and I (2000) dir. Agnès Varda

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[assheda]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

[andrusi]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how disappointing was the end of your franchise

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[magneatio]

made this in a fit at 1 am

[programmerhumour]

Still a lot of bugs to fix.

[bestoffun-blog]

[haveyouseenbob]

Wait, so this isn’t how you guys watch cooking shows?

[aletheyass]

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it's called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo ('robe') + uccio = cappuccio ('hood' but literally 'little robe') + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood' but literally 'tiny little robe'). do they know

[feenyxblue]

It was an

Itsy bitsy

Teeny weeny

Hooded capuchin robe drinky

[ripe]

a_street_cat_named_benson on ig

[lovelolla]

cat illustrations by selynn ♥

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thysilus]

[221b-hound]

Wholesome.

[catchymemes]

[ijaazat]

music edition

[kabaks]

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard

[doomedvoyages]

[phantom-tail]

If this little book should see the light after its 100 years of entombment, I would like its readers to know that the author was a lover of her own sex and devoted the best years of her life in striving for the political equality and social and moral elevation of women.

“The Great Geysers of California” by Laura De Force Gordon, 1879, unearthed from a 100-year-old time capsule in San Francisco, 1979.

[levourdalak]

“Wouldn’t it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.”

Gordon Bowsher to Gilbert Bradley, 1940s

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)