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me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
“WHY not? I’m certain that if anyone had the ability to do so, they would want to try it out at least once. It’d be unfortunate to let these powers go to waste.” Aria ceased her spell once she felt that she had enough. “Wouldn’t you like to possess such powers?”
" You say that as if I don't already possess such abilities. But my...how peculiar you are. " They'd slowly approach the smaller, head canting to the side as mismatched eyes gleamed with curiosity. It wasn't as though they'd never encountered one who held similar powers as them, but merely not those quite like this ( seemingly ) young lady. " You don't seem like one of my kin, your power doesn't seem nearly as natural, so what are you exactly ? "
SO TELL ME CHILD, WHO WAS TRULY ABANDONED ? YOU OR THEM ?
“ why do you think ? ” oh, she had seen. she was just debating whether or not to do anything about it. usually, she wouldn’t hesitate to apprehend thieves, but that was for actual items. in this case, it was just a piece of cake ( a very good-looking piece of cake in her opinion ). still, she couldn’t just stand by and do nothing. sigh. “— go back and pay for it. if you really wanted that cake, you would’ve been slicker about it and not let me catch you. ”
" Oh, so you are one of those goodie two - shoes. " He'd mumble like some scolded child, a curt pout forming upon pale lips, debating on if they genuinely should behave for once or not ( most definitely not ). " Hm, but what if I could care less if you saw me ? Besides at the rate I'm eating this delicious cake I'd say it'll be long gone before you can even bring someone over here. As will I for that matter. " Would they purposely abuse his ( limited ) powers over time for such a trivial thing ? Of course they would !
❛ what a charming question. but i’d have to choose the weight…complete wreckage of the skull outshines a weapon stuck in bone. ❜ hues stare in heavy-weight chill, though lips pull in slight crescent curl. such morbid curiosity can only come from the depths of a tortured mind.
“ Heh, that is most certainly true. All an axe does is cut through skin, not crush bone quite like a weight, giving you an awfully nice view of what it has smashed through. ” Such morbidity was what they lived for. And for no real reason other than boredom and seeing such ghastly sights since eyes could see. Truly they meant not to seem as vile as they often did, they were simply raised in a more nonhuman fashion, hence their troubles with their humanity.
“Maybe you’re just not meant for kids - my daughter is actually quite a delight ‘nd she’s still really small—– what’s so exhausting though? Have you tried reading to them? Perhaps sing a song? They usually behave if they’re entertained.”
" I take it your child is quite young ? I'd be blessed if that were the case for me. But alas I'm afraid mine is going through what most call a ' rebellious phase '. Truly quite the headache to deal with, acting so bull headed and independent, only to come screaming for help cause she isn't half as powerful as she acts. "
( one of the many things i love about william is that when they’re in an actually healthy relationship ( and they don’t decide to screw it up cause fear of relationships ), be it platonic or romantic, they’re very sweet. one of the many givens of any relationship with this loser is the fact they always try their best to take care of the other and they go from the brother friend to the mom friend. they also ?? positively love messing with ppl’s hair and doing someone’s nail polish like ???? if they try to brush or style your hair it’s a sign that they genuinely like you ( other than picking on you and stealing your sweets ). they also insist on taking those close to them on regular late night drives to some empty but still open dinner or ice cream shop and pay for everything you order cause lol his family is loaded and he seldom uses his money. i just ?? l ove ‘em so so much and i get the doki dokis whenever i think of them having friends by e. )
❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜
Surprise induced silence filled the air for but a moment, the faintest of chuckling soon leaving their lips, the laughter in no way meaning to offend ( if anything, it was as shocked sounding as them ). “ Is that your way of flirting ? Or are you perhaps asking me out ? Either way I hope you know I’m also a ’ piece of shit ’, or at least that’s what I’m told. ”
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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
( when you remember that one part of your plot that just involves everyone going through emotional hell and getting abandoned / separated cause of reasons and the two literal children get let behind with little to no explanation and it’s just AWfesgrffsez mmmmm i love the smell of angst and betrayal as soon as i wake up. )
But I have infinite tenderness for you. I always will. All my life long.
Blue Is the Warmest Colour, Dir. Abdellatif Kechiche (via wnq-movies)
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
dont ever call me a pretty boy as an insult,,,, bc ill blush and get flustered real fast
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“ Are you alright miss ? “ Mismatching hazel and silver eyes looked the girl up and down, trying to figure out a cause to the reason she’d suddenly stumbled upon seemingly nothing. Though perhaps she hadn’t tripped over anything to begin with, humans were quite frail after all, so simply over exerting oneself or lack of sleep was often than not a cause of such clumsiness.