[havregrot]

u dont have corona u have dumb bitch syndrome

glugging all that dumb bitch juice wasn't the move

[hazeldrick]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[stability]

[darkandlong]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

[thatadult]

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[wigglytuph]

[1o9]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Hey sorry about mansplaining kill la kill last night. I’d really like to hang out with you again though, you remind me of my mother. Maybe I could help you with your depression

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

By the way have you ever watched bojack horseman

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*opens mint tin full of whole raw garlic cloves* oh… I’m sorry… would you like one

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[setheverman]

mirror selfie

[darthgalpal-old-deactivated2018]

[chead-deactivated20181204]

[cursedimagez]