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The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them
im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide
We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.
The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them
im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide
We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
wastes crazy amounts of space and water
soul-crushingly boring
extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
easy to get into, but difficult to master
cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what's your gender?
merperson: what's a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i'm merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what's in your pants?
merperson: i don't... wear any? i don't have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers
(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber
them fishes be like
Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?
The end: *happens *
Me:
im begging you watch the whole thing
In the past week a friendship has ended for me. One of two close friendships (excluding my bf) is no more. The other one might drop me to idk. The whole dynamic is broken in my life. This drama fucked everything up. I feel so alone. I don’t know what to do.
Maybe I’m not built for friendships. I just fuck everything up. I should just keep distance from everyone. And now im just complaining on the internets for no reason. I have made a new blog that I will use from now on. This one doesn’t feel right anymore. I have had it since I started tumblr. It’s probably going in the trash like everything else will
never forget where it all started
no more gender just console wars alignments
yes pc gamers piss their pants next question
The video talks about why cottage core is appealing to queer people and its implications. It isn’t saying ‘EVERYONE SHOULD BE INTO COTTAGE CORE ITS AMAZING’ it’s a genuine video essay and discussion
Cum is the Fifth humor
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
