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Clint Barton - Occupy Avengers

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captainbritainsarchive

“Does anyone know why I have a sword? I’m working very hard to not stab anyone with it.”

hawkiliciious

“You better start training with it, then. No way I’m gonna let you decapitate me.”

#captainbritains #c: betsy

webtanglement:

“dude, i barely remember my own name – i wouldn’t get mad at you for that.”

“You promise? I’d feel better having you promise.”

#webtanglement #c: miles

spiiderscn

“Yeah… The world’s boned. Who wants boba?”

hawkiliciious

“I like you already, kid. Pessimistic, always thinking about food.. I think we’ll get along well.”

#spiiderscn #c: gerry

legaciied

“Where I come from, both my parents are dead, so sue me if I’m not jumping at the opportunity to meet their alternates.”

hawkiliciious

“I’m not following. You’ve never met them.. why don’t you wanna meet them now?”

#legaciied #c: james

wulfsbne

Lupine features were out and proud, and Rahne may or may not have been surrounded by the carnage of a few shredded punching bags and training dummies, a sheepish but halfhearted grin on her face, “Listen – I’m tryin’ somethin’ new, alright? Everybody’s gotta cope somehow.”

Scratching the back of her head, she glanced around awkwardly, “I’ll er– clean it up later.”

hawkiliciious

“It wasn’t something I said was it? Because that would be awkward.” Clint teased as he walked in and finished wrapping his left hand. “This mess is impressive.”

#wulfsbne #c: rahne

vclkyriors:

“Your planet was once alive, believe it or not. You’ve just ruined it.”

“We’re good at that, aren’t we? How’s it feel bein’ stuck on a planet with us humans?”

#vclkyriors #c: val

blackxwidxw:

“Clint.” Even though she had just been speaking at full volume, Natasha found that her vocal cords constricted and her voice had dropped to a whisper. Dropped. She had fallen. His glove had been rough against her hand. It had been hard to breathe but she was also counting every breath because one was going to be the last. Never, for a second, had Natasha blamed Clint. It had come down to one or another and she had weighed her life against his. Just because he had drifted didn’t mean he couldn’t find the path again. He’d have time. She’d give him time.

“One of us had to.” Which, he knew. The edge of her lip cut the crooked bottom tooth as she thought about what she could say. At the end of the day, Natasha had almost gotten off easy. She wasn’t the one who had to face everyone and break the news. The why wasn’t it you? were never directed at her. Nat had died, Clint had been forced to live. Without saying anything more she moved over to him, one hand gripping his as her forehead found his own. They had stood like this a year before on the cliffs of Vormir and everyone knew how that had turned out. “–I’m sorry.”

The moment Natasha’a forehead met with his, Clint tried his best not to cry. He clamped his eyes shut and took hold of her hand. “Please don’t say that.” She had nothing to say sorry for. Even though he was angry, he knew that it was an irrational emotion she had no control over.

“I’m sorry.” That’s what he’d been wanting to say. Finally, he got himself to say it. “I shouldn’t have let you go. I never should have let that happen. I could have stopped you.”

#blackxwidxw #c: nat

a-merica

“So you wrecked the President and got a bunch of memory swiped mutants in return. I’d say, not a bad trade off.”

hawkiliciious

“Not bad, no. You missed all the action though, you must feel pretty lame.”

#a-merica #c: america

scarletwitchiing

“I’m sorry – can you repeat that?”

hawkiliciious

Clint sighed. “It’s nothing. I’ll just.. I’ll feel better once you get your memories back.”

#scarletwiitching #c: wanda

draxtheliteraldestroyer:

“I was specifically told you like stupid things? Why else would you use such an inefficient and impersonal weapon?”

Clint’s face deadpanned. “Who said my bow was stupid? I want names.”

#draxtheliteraldestroyer #c: drax #THIS REPLY LMAO

clint barton // closed rp

#posting a few of these for tonight #anon night

webtanglement

“how can there be so many different spider people? i mean I’ve personally met five others, and somehow i’m still seeing faces i’ve never seen before.”

hawkiliciious

“Don’t be mad, but going forward I’m probably not going to remember everyone’s names. Just warning you.”

#webtanglement #c: miles

draxtheliteraldestroyer

“Here is the plan. We battle in glorious combat over the last of the delicious fruity wafers. The one left standing can wash down this confectionery made by the Elf of Keebler with the blood of the loser. What do you say?”