.ooc. semi-hiatus.
probably until dec 2020
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Stranger Things

@theartofmadeline
Game of Thrones Daily
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

titsay

No title available
Today's Document
occasionally subtle
Keni

izzy's playlists!

Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
sheepfilms
KIROKAZE
seen from United States

seen from Russia
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Belgium

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Denmark
seen from New Zealand

seen from Oman

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Algeria
seen from Sweden
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@hawkypoo
.ooc. semi-hiatus.
probably until dec 2020
.here and still very queer, just working literally 5ever, will be back closer to december, when our deadlines are met.
name change?
i hope you all enjoy the fact that you now have to tag hawkypoo in all your interactions with me, because i sure do. (◠‿◠✿)
depthswept
❛ we’re more than prepared for any assault. ❜
making the switch from coffee to tea had been brutal, but it was for the best. jane takes a long sip and cocks her head at clint, ❛ you do know it’s only a baby, right? we’re not going to war. ❜ she was due any day now and she wasn’t sure what she was more nervous about, dealing with a newborn baby, or reigning her husband in. ❛ ma got us plenty of things and maura pretty much got the rest, babe, we’re gonna be fine, ❜ she promises, trying to hide her own anxiety in an attempt to calm him down.
۰•● @shutthecawup·┊meme┊accepting┊jane &* clint
“It’s an entire baby. Fatherhood”— hands in prayer position, he touches the tips of his index fingers to a stubbled jaw and stares ahead wide eyed— ”is a different kind of skill set. I don’t”— Clint cuts off when his gaze shifts to settle on Jane, whose face was contorted in a familiar expression of forced stoicism. Enough to fool most, but their relationship was old enough that the archer was not duped. “Aw, babe, no. Okay, okay. You’re right, my rambling isn’t helping. You should be the one freaking out right now. Especially because I’ve decided that I’m not mature enough to give our child the talk, so you’ll have to do that when the time comes.” Shifting closer, he bends down to press a kiss to the top of her head and entangle fingers into her long hair.
waketothefire
@shutthecawup
“Thanks, man,” Eddie mumbled as he retrieved his order off the counter. He had only come in for the coffee, but Venom had insisted on the double chocolate chip muffin. He usually drank his coffee black, but Venom also insisted on using tons of sugar and creamer. It wasn’t just his body anymore and his tastes were changing because of that.
We’re gonna get fat from all the junk food you make us eat, he thought.
No! We will keep our body strong! We will use the calories, not add to our fat stores!
Don’t call it “fat stores,” that’s weird.
Eddie didn’t even get to finish his thought before he felt the impact of a body and the splash of hot liquid. He had been too focused on his metal argument to realize he had walked straight into someone, dowsing them both in coffee.
“Shit! I’m sorry, man. You okay?”
Whoever had told him that he sucked at the business of espionage was— absolutely correct in their assessment. His patience had lasted the entirety of three hours before he’d simply said ‘fuck this mission’ to the little voice in his head that sounded suspiciously like Fury with lungs full of helium. Instead, Clint opted to literally bump into his latest target over playing a long boring game of stake out.
This part, he was great at. The timing? Perfect. The impact? Impeccable. Hot coffee ruining the last clean shirt from his floor? Collateral damage.
“Aw, coffee, no.” He mutters while pulling wet cloth away from a burnt abdominal wall, waving it to cool the scalding fluid where it seeps into the fibers. Pouting, Barton brings his gaze up to give Eddie Brock a soft eyed once-over. “S’not a problem. Shit happens. But, man, are you okay? That pretty much burned on contact, gonna leave a mark. Not to mention wasted coffee, espresso turned depresso, huh?”
A probing question. There was still work to be done and, while he wasn’t fond of stalking a mark for days and days, getting close and personal with potentially dangerous individuals was kinda his shtick. How else was he supposed to truly feel out if the guy was a threat and have fun doing it, too?
“How about I get you another one? The least I can do after stonewalling you like that. Though, it’ll be free with my punch card, so I won’t really be buying. Just handing out a freebie.” Nailed it. Clint exaggerated the pout for dramatic effect.
004. Goofy Clint Things
He owns crop-tops. He wears crop-top sweaters while working out. It started as a joke birthday gift. Everyone laughed and then laughed even harder as he put it on and flexed some gorgeously blinding abs to anyone looking his way. But then he sort of fell in love with the duality of showing off his abs while looking absolutely ridiculous. The rest is, as they say, history.
depthswept
💋 & lmao, surprise me, we have so many ships
the night before… there had been fireworks and not just in the skies, but between them, particularly in her bed. that’s why when she wakes up, jane’s expecting to find the man responsible, but as she touches the spot beside her while eyes flicker open, she realizes he’s not there. calling out, ❛ –clint? ❜ jane pulls the sheet up to cover her chest as she looks around and then suddenly, in comes the blonde with two mugs of coffee. ❛ mmm, morning, ❜ she greets in a raspy tone before a hand comes out towards him and instead of grabbing the porcelain, she’s hooking it around his neck and drags him in for a kiss. pulling back, she takes the coffee, ❛ coffee in bed? i’m so lucky, ❜ she murmurs and leans in for another quick kiss before she takes a sip.
۰•● @shutthecawup·┊meme┊accepting┊jane &* clint
Clint hums into his own sip of coffee, drinking around a persistent grin as he seats himself near the foot of the bed. “Best place for coffee.” He comments, leaning forward to rest a hand on the covers over her shin, squeezing gently. “Best place for other things, too. Especially on a lazy weekend. Such as—” Waggling his eyebrows, he takes pause to chug half of the mug in one go before continuing, “More coffee. Breakfast. Existential dread. And—shit—forgetting that I promised to feed Nat’s cat this morning.” Raising his cup to salute the air, the archer considers the consequences of letting Liho wait another couple hours. Not worth it. Looking up at Jane, though, quickly changes that conclusion. Totally worth it. “Cereal, pancakes or me for breakfast?”
name change?
@idlcminds \\ interrogation meme “so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?” from Delphi
“Nope. Nada. Zilch. Zero. Short answer: No. Long answer: My bosses still make me take lie detector tests, so I have learned that I cannot possibly lie ever and was not lying when I first said that I have literally no clue what this means.” He accompanies the words with an exaggerated bewildered expression, shoulders climbing toward his ears, hands up at chest height with palms facing the sky. “Honest.”
It’s all scribbling that looks like an infant had tried to invent their own language. The only reason it can be identified as anything resembling a language or code is the neat, nearly perfect lines of the squiggles in endless rows. “I’d initially thought it was a code, but who the hell fills twenty handwritten notebooks full of code? No one. Must be a language. Nothing I know, nothing any database of Earth can identify. Maybe the dead guy woulda known, but— He’s dead.” Found dumped in a hole inside a hole in a deserted church nestled between the abandoned homes of a township in bum-fuck Russia.
“The only thing that made a lick of sense was a note I found with this address coded in Vigenere.” Where on the man he found it, Clint will never openly admit to. “I got curious, so here we are.”
Charlie Hunnam and Mike Vogel
Requested: @mjolnirchosen
queencrackships: Charlie Hunnam and Mike Vogel Requested: @mjolnirchosen
depthswept
no one had ever made him want to drop everything he was doing and planning, just to get a chance to spend some time with them and yet… clint had managed to somehow occupy his mind, despite the fact that they’d never done anything physical. regardless, thor glances over at clint, a smile slipping onto his lips as a result of his comment. ❛ mmm, hopefully it’s not just my words you’re fallin’ for, ❜ thor muses, before winking at the dancer.
following the guidance of the navigation system, the suited man waits with bated breath for the rest of his sentence. he’s especially curious as he notices clint shift from the corner of his eye. when he feels clint’s eyes on him, thor takes his eyes off the road to look at him. and fuck, he was not expecting to hear that response and it shows in the way he suddenly speeds up and his grip tightens on the steering wheel as a result. getting himself back under control, thor breaks eye contact before they end up crashing, since he couldn’t seem to keep it together after a comment like that. ❛ i don’t think it needs to be said how much i enjoy knowing that, ❜ he replies, chuckling softly. ❛ i’ve never seen a better dancer than you, ❜ thor admits and he doesn’t just mean stripping, either. as they approach the building, the ceo nods and makes his way to the underground parking, finding a spot as close to the elevator as possible.
turning the car off, he exits and quickly moves around the car to open the passenger door. extending his hand, he helps clint to his feet. ❛ – i meant what i said… i’ve never met a person that could move like you and i’m blown away by that dance you did for me. ❜ now that they got that out of the way, thor pulls back a bit, to allow the dancer some room and to follow his lead to the apartment building’s doors.
The fluttering of his heart can only partially be attributed to the car’s acceleration. The remaining skip and hop his organs are doing is definitely a response to the ever piling compliments. Unconsciously, he bites at the skin over the middle knuckle of an index finger, looking away for a moment to compose himself while they pull into the complex.
Soon after, he finds himself allowing Thor to help him from the vehicle as if he’s a lady on the red carpet instead of a sweaty carnie in a rancid underground lot. The magic is still there, somewhat, if one can ignore the reek of ammonia and focus only on the hunky blonde. Which is easy, really. Clint can hardly think beyond two steps forward, so there’s no division of attention— The CEO takes it all.
“I’ll keep that in mind.” He replies, reaching out for the businessman as he pulls away. The dancer wraps a hand around the crook of an elbow experimentally, loose enough that the other man can shake him off. A moment passes with Clint’s eyes turned upward, questioning. When he isn’t immediately pushed away, Clint takes it as encouragement and tugs the larger man closer to guide them the rest of the way.
He does not say much on their way up, instead chewing on the inside of his lip while leaning more weight into his companion. As their elevator sounds their arrival, he speaks up again, false confidence masking the crash of nerves that hit like an unpredictable tsunami, “Might have to try the next new dance out in private, if you liked this one that much.”
A cheeky click of the tongue and wink, then Barton pulls away. Ten strides to the door isn’t ample time to take breaths deep enough to settle the onset panic that he hides by fumbling for keys. “Uhm,” he starts, getting the locks open, but not yet pushing the door to expose them both to his private life, “I know I already mentioned it. But, there’s nothin’ for me to give tonight. I— appreciate you taking me home, you don’t have to keep takin’ care of me. I’m a big boy, y’know? Ain’t anything exciting happening past his door, except maybe you learning just how much I love the color purple. You don’t have to stay, if you’re busy. But I welcome the company.” After he’s done, he cracks the door and tosses a curious look over his shoulder.
RULES & DEFAULT VERSE UPDATES
hello, pretty peaches, i have updated my rules into this google doc & changed the comic timeline for my default verse from fraction’s timeline to post West Coast Avengers (2018).
depthswept
yet another friday night they’re spending talking about one of clint’s girlfriend’s and how they’re on the outs and really… she was getting tired of this back and forth… tired of how, even when she wants to be upset, all he has to do is give her that same damn look and touch her shin and she’s sucked right back under. abby sighs and shakes her head at him, ❛ – you’re not going to distract me or change the subject, ❜ she replies pointedly, before taking a sip of her tea.
❛ and gee… i wonder why she’s mad, when your idea of romantic is going out to the range and shooting a few arrows… that doesn’t fly with every girl, clint, ❜ she murmurs, shaking her head abby looks around the room for a moment before hazel eyes flick back over to the most blockheaded man she’d ever known. ❛ but, we both know the circle, she blames you, you get upset, she feels guilty and then you’re back together, again… ❜ sighing, abby does her best not to roll her eyes.
It was worth a shot. Except he should know by now that their long term friendship has gifted Abby with an anti-bullshit demeanor related to all things Clint Barton. How on Earth someone has had the patience to stick around long enough to know him so well, he’ll never quite puzzle out. Hell, at some point a younger, drunker, and more reckless version of himself had even suspected her of being a guardian angel designated to babysitting his sorry ass. Whatever the reason, it’s a miracle— And he hasn’t exactly shown gratitude, definitely takes her for granted more often than not. His gaze drops to the cup in hand, staring at inky near-blackness while making a mental note to do something nice for the one woman in the world to have stuck it out this long. Fuck. He’s an idiot.
He takes a long, loud slurp of the lukewarm coffee that delays the need for a reply just long enough to think of one. When it gets too obnoxious, the cup returns to its home on a totally unnecessary platter and he’s still not sure how to properly say what he means. But fuck it— This is Abby and he’s never felt the need to sugarcoat anything coming out of his mouth before. No reason to start now.
“Okay, well… I’m not planning to get back together if she tries playing that card. I get that some girls don’t want to learn how to shoot some outdated weapon in order to bond with me. BUT— I’m not a walking pair of abs and biceps that exists only to cater to some lady’s whims. Relationships are suppose’t be a mutual thing.” There’s a metaphorical shadow cast over his eyes when he glances up to give her a meaningful look, “I’m not a fuckin’ Ken doll with a dildo strapped to him, ya’know? I actually tried. She went off on me just ‘cause I was too tired to go shopping after getting my ass whooped in training.
WELCOME BACK TO THE COLD.
RULES ⧗ ABOUT
⧗ 10+ years of experience
⧗ est. mid-2019
⧗ high activity
[promo credit to @roserenewed/ @imbicilite!!!]
003. Technology
Based on canon: Clint is 100% not with the modern tech times. In Fraction’s comics he still has a corded phone with a legit answering machine. In ‘Tales of Suspense’ his dialogue includes Clint telling Bucky he has no idea what a spreadsheet it. He still has a pager and prefers just regular hearing aids over Stark’s fancy-pants ones. During the first few months of his life at the new apartment in Bedstuy, he didn’t even own a TV. Barely understood how to connect all the wires when he purchased a gaming console. Still has no idea what Facebook is for and often confuses Instagram and Twitter. Also, doesn’t own a computer. As a result, he handwrites EVERYTHING in day-to-day life, clips coupons out of newspapers and has a collection of store membership cards. While he’s able to type some-what fast (due to regular practice for writing up SHIELD reports) he doesn’t use the standard method with all ten fingers. Just kinda— T-Rex mashes the keyboard with two fingers, often having to look down at the keys and make spelling corrections. It’s one of the reasons he hates writing reports and why they’re often short.
widcwer
“ Jealous is the opposite of the word that I would use. ” Laughter bubbled from her. Natasha nips at the arm that was currently trying to bat her hands away without shame. Sometimes ya had to fight dirty in order to get your preferred outcome of a situation. She snatched one shoe, tossed over her shoulder where she could grab it after she got the second one. Perhaps she’d make a fire and toss them in once she got a chance. Features are flushed and bright as she struggles to grab the last one, “ Barton. ”
“You lie, Romanoff.” Clint returns with a voice coated in mirth and eyes sparkling. He cocks a hip as his hands grapple along her form for purchase, then bucks up and over safely flipping their positions without crashing to the floor. It has the unfortunate consequence of slipping the surviving Croc off his foot to remain nestled between the cushions. Not daring to peel his eyes away from her, though, he instead flashes teeth and hunches broad shoulders. “My precious.” The archer mutters in his best impression of Gollum, fingers curling to dance along her ribs in search of ticklish spots.