Haxer

Ran into some posion ivy, and now I'm It/She

[haxer-1001]

I apparently need to put this here:

Do NOT interact with me if you believe that anyone is better than anyone else simply because of how they look/where they were born/what they believe. Interact with ANY of my posts and you will be blocked

Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory my tiny corner of the internet!

I'm Haxer, but you can also call me Hax if you would prefer. This is my first official blog :D

Asks will be answered with #AI Generated response (not actually)

About me, I guess :þ

I am in a relationship with Crow (@the-quietcrow) 🎉🎉🎉

I don't know where else to put this, so it's going here. I am 18, for those of you wondering

I play the bassoon (the instrument in my pfp), and I love it very much. I do plan on, at one point, also playing the contrabassoon.

HOI4 (where my banner comes from) is probably my favorite game. I have only 1810 hours as of the 23rd of Jan 1952 hours on the 15th of Feb. I am currently working on getting more achievements, and if you have any you want me to try and do (I don't have all DLCs yet), I will try to get them done!

In case you were wondering (you probably weren't), I AM indeed trans (machinekin, puppygirl) (🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉) and am probably Audhd (I also probably have depression), which is why I try, and will continue to try, my best at using correct grammar.

Also, etomology. Love it, it's great :D

I will be posting on a nonexistent schedule (probably whenever I remember both I and this exist), so there's no promises of daily posts.

If you have any questions, feel free to send asks and whatnot and I'll get back to you as soon as I can (this feels like a voicemail). I will also keep updating this when I think of more things to add

This is probably too long of an into, so I'm going to end it here <3

P.S., I rarely use emojis, except for like three of them

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

In case anyone missed it

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[haxer-1001]

I find it funny that my top posts are (mostly) one of two things:

1. Random reblogs

2. Random posts that I didn't put much effort into (also machinekin stuff)

Clearly, I don't understand this website enough

P.S. not complaining, just pointing it out /gen /lh

[haxer-1001]

Maybe I should just make more nothing burger posts...

[haxer-1001]

I find it funny that my top posts are (mostly) one of two things:

1. Random reblogs

2. Random posts that I didn't put much effort into (also machinekin stuff)

Clearly, I don't understand this website enough

P.S. not complaining, just pointing it out /gen /lh

[haxer-1001]

I find it funny that my top posts are (mostly) one of two things:

1. Random reblogs

2. Random posts that I didn't put much effort into (also machinekin stuff)

Clearly, I don't understand this website enough

P.S. not complaining, just pointing it out /gen /lh

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 17017 days 12 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[cosmic-entity-official]

keep it going guys

[a-queer-worm]

reblogging for the eternal horse

@weirdo-offical rb this you have more followers and we must keep the horse eternal

[weirdo-offical]

uh i really dont have that many

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical get your army over here

[aspirinisalive]

hinse

[haxer-1001]

Horse is eternal

[aspirinisalive]

shoutout to my moots you guys are so cool

@chimeraecopse @vendulan @keirawantstocry @sith-1605 @haxer-1001 @purriousity-loves-the-cat @donthugmeimscared08

[haxer-1001]

Chat, I'm officially cool now B)

epic guitar riff

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[wikipedia-of-the-week]

Wikipedia of the day: 25th June, 2026

In case you didn't know, I'll be posting a wikipedia article on different LGBTQIA+ identities, the history of their struggle, etc everyday for Pride Month :)

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest unlearning the propaganda

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[haxer-1001]

THERE'S WHAT

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This bread-licking cow is joyful and whimsical!