Part 2 TDWT AU (walk in Egypt 2)
Chris gives his canon speech while grinning like someone who owns seven shirts with the words ” douchebag” printed on them. He also reminds everyone that eliminations are final.
A quick cut shows the tied-up Ezekiel grumbling from inside the plane.
Izzy: “Ooh, look, team colours!”
She points dramatically to the mats on the sand.
Heather: sniffs “I would’ve preferred red, but pink will do. At least it’s better than yellow.”
She jabs a manicured finger at Team Underdog’s mat.
Sadie, clutching Katie like an excited golden retriever, screeches, “It’s not yellow!”
Katie nods proudly. “Yeah. It’s golden because we’re going to beat you.”
Confessional: Katie & Sadie
Sadie: “We’re on the same team, Katie!!!”
Katie: “And with Noah! He’s soooo smart, Sadie, we’re totally gonna win!”
Sadie: “Even if he’s, like, kind of grumpy all the time!”
Katie: “Last season we got out real fast because we couldn’t handle being apart.”
Sadie: “But this season? Everything is going to change.”
Nearby, Noah overhears chatter about how Duncan is “such a poor thing” for being on the plane. He rolls his eyes and leans toward Cody.
Noah: “That poor thing is probably the most comfortable person right now.”
Cody chuckles, but before he can answer, Sierra, standing a little too close, snarls at Noah like a cat defending her territory.
Cut to Duncan lounging in first class living his best life.
Sierra goes into fangirl mode. “Duncan and Courtney fans will be devastated but now…” She says, eyes shining, and spots Izzy. “I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming the fav Total Drama couple on my fanblog.”
Izzy is talking of something incomprehensible. Noah’s attention wanders, he’s convinced half of Izzy is a part squirrel and the rest seismic activity.
Sierra: “Super cute, yeah, but he is no Cody. Did you know he slept with a stuffed emu named Jared until actually, he still sleeps with it. And I bet a certain home-wrecker didn’t know this.”
Noah confessional (cockpit):
She’s worse than I thought. She’s the person who thinks knowing everything on the internet is a personality. She’s the kind of stalker who’ll give you Stockholm syndrome with force.
Chef (dry): “Yeah remember Allie?”
Noah shudders audibly. “That was one of the few times I felt bad for Chris.”
Chris: “I love this country. And I’m gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge: the amazing camel race!”
There was only one Camel and that one was on the mat of the Amazons
Harold: “Uh, where are the other camels?”
Chris: “There are no other camels. It’s a camel race, not a camels race.”
The camera pans to Izzy whispering to the camel.
Heather: “Go away, Izzy, this is our camel.”
Izzy: “Aww, but I was just telling him a fairy tale…”
Courtney: “Go back to your team!”
Cut to Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, standing beside a goat.
And Team Underdog, staring at a stick.
Eva: “Wait, we came in first last challenge, and the loser teams get a camel and a goat, while we get a stick?!”
Chris: “Each reward has its advantages. Trust me.”
Eva looks ready to strangle him, but Noah leans in and mutters something in her ear. She grits her teeth and breathes out, calming barely containing herself.
Chris: “You’ll be racing to the most famous waterway in the world the Nile! Bring your rewards all the way to the finish. You’ve got sixty seconds to strategize.”
Heather and Courtney immediately bicker. The Amazon crew tries to find seats on the camel like it’s a very cramped bus.
Heather and Leshawna sit on the hump buckle.
Courtney on the lower back.
Bridgette chooses the neck.
Gwen squeezes near the neck.
DJ stands very dramatically not on the
Leshawna: “Boy, get up here!”
DJ: “No way! Remember the mummy dog? Besides, I’m too heavy — I’ll hurt him.”
Bridgette: “Just sit on the behind. That way you can jump off if it’s too much.”
Alejandro throws Bridgette a charming wink. She blushes furiously.
“Geoff, I know it looks bad but I want you to know I was not swooning over Alejandro. It was just the heat. I just want to run my fingers through your thick, dark—blond? blond! I meant blond hair.”
DJ reluctantly climbs up, muttering apologies to the camel.
Confessional: Noah (cockpit)
“Okay, so Team Amazon is already butting heads. Four intense personalities fighting for leadership and the two supposedly chill ones are both kind of a mess. Bridgette’s already turned on by Señor Red V-Neck but has a boyfriend back home. DJ’s scared to hurt animals for… whatever reason. This team can either dominate or crash and burn. No middle ground.”
Chef (amused): “They’re like new recruits fighting for the leadership role.”
Noah (muttering): “Or popular kids arguing which guy gets to embarrass himself at the next sports game.”
Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot:
We need no camel we have each other and we are unstoppable we have the will and the strength and together we will triumph
Everyone cheers except Sierra and Izzy. Izzy is preoccupied whispering to the goat. Sierra looks unimpressed.
“Look, I’m the #1 Total Drama superfan, it says so on my blog! But Alejandro? He’s never even been on TV before. I’ve never seen him in Cutie Monthly. I don’t know what these girls see in him. He’s the second worst person here after—” she growls “Noah. That Cody-stealer.”
Alejandro calls for a human tower to balance on the goat. Harold, Izzy, and Tyler go on the goat. Owen and Sierra sit on their shoulders. They wobble until Alejandro jumps on and it balances perfectly.
Harold: “Gosh, that was impressive.”
Confessional: Alejandro (toilet)
“It’s basic weight distribution. Anyone with an engineering degree or an IQ of 163 could figure it out.”
Confessional: Noah (cockpit)
“‘It’s basic weight distribution.’ I bet he said that. And, okay, he’s not wrong but that’s not the point. The focus is—”
Chef: teasing “Why, you wanna focus on his looks? He kinda your type? Passionate, smart?”
Noah: glares “No. He is hot, but I’m not Heather. I don’t get distracted by pretty faces. I need to survive this season and avoid the Aftermath. And Blainley.” shudders
Chef: “You really hate that woman, don’t you? Not that I blame you. Since the whole dog incident she looks hot but, damn, vile.”
Noah: “Hate is putting it mildly. But again that isn’t the point”
Noah: “Anyway, Alejandro’s cemented himself as loveable leader. Everyone’s thrilled except Stalker-licious and maybe Izzy. If they lose, Owen could be the first to go. He’s already bugging Alejandro.”
Chef (cooing) “Aww, look at you worrying about your best bud.”
Cody: “So what are we gonna do?”
Eva: “Noah’s got a plan.” everyone turns to Noah
Noah: “And I’ll tell you later, when the other teams aren’t within earshot.”
Confessional: Noah (cockpit)
Chef: “So why are you always in here?”
Noah: “One, it stinks less. Two, you get sarcasm. And three, I need to know when you plan the next drag outfit.”
Chef: “Honestly, I was surprised you agreed to that.”
Noah: “I like to feel pretty once in a while.”
Chef blinks, then shrugs.
Confessional: Noah (cockpit)
“Scarabs don’t eat people. They’re just gross. I don’t even know why they’re chasing us. Normally they don’t do that.”
Chef: “Chris wanted killy scarabs, so we hired the same scarabs from The Mummy.”
Noah: “…There are actor scarabs?”
Noah: “…You learn something new every day.”
A bell rings. Chris grins like a sadist
Chris: “Oh! Time for a song. Think of it as a mini-challenge music can soothe the savage, mate-seeking scarabs. Make up a good song and maybe they won’t kill you. Or don’t, and get disqualified like Duncan.”
Snapping from DJ, Noah, Tyler and Cody
Alejandro: no need to get crazy it’s loving time at last
Alejandro, Cody, Noah, Tyler, Cody, DJ: You don’t wanna eat us up
Owen: we’re mostly full of gas
(Scarabs start to climb on him) no nooo
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: it’s mating time for scarabs
Leshawna (pushing two scarabs together): so what’s you’re waiting on
Izzy: just ignore us humans
Everyone: and make out till the break of dawn
Sadie/Katie: it’s loving time
The girls: loving time loving time
Alejandro: scarabs mating season
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: loving time loving time
Alejandro: scarabs get busy now
Sadie/Katie: loving time loving time
Everyone: scarab mating season
Girls: loving time loving time
Everyone: scarab mating season
Ezekiel’s absence means nobody actually gets chased by scarabs. Small victories.
The other teams are on their animals riding away. Once the other teams are out of earshot, Noah quickly breaks the stick Team Underdog was given as their “reward.”
Cody: slightly panicked “What? Why’d you break it?!”
Noah: calm, holding the two pieces like it’s obvious “It’s a divining rod. Shows where water is.”
Eva: grinning, arms crossed “That’s the reason I didn’t hit Chris.”
Noah: “That would’ve gotten you eliminated, Iron Woman.”
Lindsay: beaming “That’s so smart, Nolan!”
Katie: nodding hard “Totally smart.”
Sadie: biting her lip, glancing between teams “But how can we get there as fast as the others? We’re not really the most athletic team.” she side-eyes Eva “Except one person…”
Noah scans the ground, his dry expression not changing. Then he spots something.
Noah: pointing “I’ve got an idea. See that wooden plank over there?”
Noah reaches into his leg pouch and pulls out rope.
Noah: “That plank fits four of us. We tie it up, make a sled. Eva…” he turns to her with the faintest smirk “…think you can pull the others while carrying me?”
Cody: frowning “Why you?”
Eva: matter-of-factly “Because he’s by far the lightest and shortest on the team. And I can handle it.”
Cody: blinking at Noah “Huh. I thought we were about the same height. Maybe you even taller.”
Eva: snorts “Nope. Boots made him look taller. He’s actually a bit shorter than you.”
Noah: dry as ever “Good. So I hold the rod, you four get on the plank, and Eva pulls.”
Within moments, the makeshift sled is tied up. Eva grips the rope like it weighs nothing, Noah climbs onto her back with the rod held like a compass, and the others scramble onto the plank.
When Eva starts running, the team is stunned.
The “sled” zooms forward, sand kicking up behind them like a desert snowmobile.
Cody: shouting over the wind “I didn’t even know one person could run this fast!!”
Lindsay: “Go, Iron Woman, gooo!”
By the time the other teams are still struggling to wrangle their animals or teammates, the Underdog barrels into view of the Nile first.
Chris: on megaphone, grinning
“Basket weave a boat to sail across the Nile! And it’s filled with crocodiles!”
Team Underdog: groans in unison
Sadie: squealing suddenly “Don’t worry! We know how to weave, we did it all the time at home!”
Katie: giggling “We even made clothes!”
Noah: deadpan “Great. I’ll stabilize it so it doesn’t collapse on us.”
Katie: “Ohhh, that would be perfect!”
The girls dive into weaving while Noah steadies the frame. Cody hands them reeds, and Lindsay chatters happily while copying the BFFs’ technique. The boat takes shape surprisingly fast.
By the time it’s half-finished, the other two teams arrive.
Team Amazon: collective groan
Tyler: “Weave a boat? We’re done for.”
Sierra: lighting up like Christmas “I’m a fourth-generation basket weaver!”
She gets to work… for about two minutes. Then she spots Cody helping his team.
Sierra: dropping the reeds, rushing over “Cody! Don’t you want to get away from that snarky know-it-all? Come on, let’s just go!”
Cody: backing away, uncomfortable “Uh… no thanks. I don’t mind my team.”
Sierra: beaming at Chris “I’m sure Chris wouldn’t mind!”
Cut to: Chris, lounging on a boat with Chef.
Chris: raising an eyebrow “I wouldn’t mind what?”
Sierra: clasping her hands dramatically
“Today is officially the best day of my life, so I really hope you’ll allow me to swap! But of course you’ll make the best decision, because you’re the best decider ever!”
Chris: grinning “And that’s why I will all—”
Before he can finish, Sierra lunges for Cody. But Noah and Eva step in front of him like bodyguards.
“If you force Cody onto Sierra’s team, I’ll leak all your texts from September 6th.”
Chris freezes, his eyes going wide. Then he laughs nervously.
Chris: “I mean, I will not allow it!”
Sierra: turning beet red, trembling with anger “…Fine.”
She stomps back to the corner and sulks, weaving angrily.
Alejandro winks at Heather, who blushes despite herself, then claps his hands to motivate his team.
Owen: cheerfully “You’re really awesome, Al!”
Alejandro visibly shudders at the nickname. Noah raises one eyebrow, silently filing that away.
Confessional: Alejandro (Toilet)
“I have no problem being called ‘Al.’” he shudders again.
Confessional: Noah (Cockpit)
“See that? He doesn’t like being called ‘Al.’ Little details like that? Always useful.” smirks
Chef: “It amazes me how you always notice what no one else does.”
Noah: leaning back smugly “Like how you and Chris have matching socks that say ‘Forever You and Me?’”
Chef: blushing furiously “…Get out.”
Sadie: bouncing with excitement “Our boat is done! Let’s go!”
Noah tucks the divining rod pieces into his leg pouch.
Cody: squinting “How does that even fit in there?”
They push the boat into the water just as Team Amazon heaves their camel aboard (thanks to Leshawna literally body-slamming it in). Team Chris gets their goat on the boat pretty easily.
Chris: “Well, clearly this part of the challenge isn’t hard enough soooo…”
Chris: into megaphone “Time for a musical refresher!”
And crocodiles surface, snapping their jaws.
Alejandro: mhm mhm crocodile amigos what you swamped for?
Courtney: we don’t mean to fight you
Gwen: please let us reach the shore
Lindsay: these crocs are getting killy
Noah: just bop them on the nose
Eva: even better hit ’em!
(Eva smacks one so hard it passes out, the others back away. Team Underdog sped ups.)
Sadie & Katie: she vanquishes all foes
Alejandro: it’s rowing time
Everyone: vanquishes, vanquishes—crocodile season!
Everyone: crocodiles! crocodiles!
DJ: all of us are sinking!
DJ: all of us are sinking!
Cody: yeah it’s rowing time
(Team underdog is almost at shore)
Everyone: crocodile season
Team underdog: rowing time rowing time
(Team underdog is at the finish line)
Sadie and Katie: till the underdogs win…
Team underdog: wiiiiin! Yeah!
The other two teams sprinted for the finish. Team Chris came in second — the goat had a mood swing and kept balking, making the whole thing far more dramatic than necessary.
Team Amazon groaned in unison, sticky with sand and exhausted.
Chris (booming through megaphone): “Congrats — you’re alive! And as long as you brought your rewards, you will not face an elimination tonight.”
Team Amazon erupted into cheers, relief washing over their faces.
Ezekiel got shoved out of the plane tied up ,but still able to open his parachute. This time he didn’t hold onto the plane.
Duncan, meanwhile stood at the exit.
Duncan: “So… when are you gonna drop me off at my home?”
Chris (smirking): “We’re going the other way, Duncan.”
Before Duncan could protest, Chris shoved him out parachute attached sending him out of the plane.
Alejandro sits in the confessional, fingers steepled, expression perfectly composed.
Alejandro: “Having Sierra not trust me? Tragic. She knows nothing about me, and frankly I like it that way. Because compared to me, Heather is a saint.”
Confessional Noah (toilet)
Noah slouches in the cockpit confessional, curls falling over one eye, irritation and fatigue across his face.
Noah: “I’d like to be in the other confessional, but Chris is doing his epilogue there, so I guess this will do. Let’s see: I don’t trust Alejandro. I don’t like Sierra. I hate this plane. I seriously considered self-eliminating again, but I can’t because, of course, Mildred is running the Aftermath. So yeah. Stuck. Fantastic.”
