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@haydencohen
Do I need a hair cut?
Yes. And shave the face fur while you're at it.
….Techncially it is that easy…huh…
Then why is it a question?
Some people...
I’m not beating myself up?
Displeased, then? Whatever it is isn't happy.
What to do….what do I do…
Read. Duh.
Some people...
Their choices just astonish me.
It's not really something to beat yourself up over.
....Rough night.
Awe, Cheeto, did the books give you problems?
Don’t you have any hobbies?
I like talking. Does that count?
Finally off work and glad to say that I won't be reading this evening. That leaves the question of what else to do.
I guess it's a good thing I spent so much time reading...
Nope. Sorry. No mythology for me. I’m thinking of breaking out my Stephen King novels again. You know, do some pleasure reading or something.
Pleasure reading I can get behind. I've heard a lot of great stuff about the Dark Tower series but never thought about picking it up myself. The horror stuff I wouldn't be in to. That covers my knowledge on Stephen King.
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
More a habit than a fetish, probably. Right. So you’re not…. on the receiving end.
Haven't been. Sorry, that was probably weird. Not as weird as showing up with a bloody face but, you know. Speaking of which, did something happen?
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
You probably have. I’ve been told I’m not a fantastic listener. How does it measure up?
Really? I never would have pegged a guy with a fetish for fighting as a shitty listener. Go figure. It's the same. From my end, anyway.
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
There are times, when talking just doesn’t get a point across. You bang guys often, then?
I see what you did there. Point across. I bang whoever whenever. It's been a while, though. Georgia's been a pretty easy thing but before that I did a few guys. I'm surprised I've never mentioned it before.
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
Yeah, I got that. Couldn’t punch my way through tests at school. Also why I’m sitting here and not finding someone else to irritate me. Hayden, all your past thinly-veiled come-ons weren’t really jokes, were they? Or, you know, that subtle.
If you were more of a smooth talker you wouldn't have to punch through anything. They are and they aren't. Sex is an amazing way to release your obvious tension issues. If you go for it, cool. If not then, whatever.
I guess it's a good thing I spent so much time reading...
Lotta people say print is dead. I’m happy to hear that seems to not be the case around here.
It’s good to meet you man.
I keep saying the internet's easier but, whatever. It's not me and it's not my time. Let me guess, you're reading something about mythology?
Good to meet you, too.
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
Long day. Bitches I can’t hit.
Violence isn't the answer to everything, you know. We could always make out. That seemed to make you pretty happy.
Been a while since I've craved a beer.
What's the occasion?
I guess it's a good thing I spent so much time reading...
Door number three?
Yeah, I feel pretty out of the loop most of the time myself.
I’m Ryan.
Figure of speech for all the talk of reading I'm coming across. I'm Hayden.