LuLuLuca

Hayden Pike should have carried at least 1 of his 4 children

[haydenmpreg]

I am a Hayden Pike mpreg truther. I will convert you.

[haydenmpreg]

I will not fall into the rpf trenches

I will not fall into the rpf trenches

I will not fall into the rpf trenches

I will not fall into the rpf trenches

I will not fall into the rpf trenches

[providing-leverage]

#myshane has a policy, after they're married, of never apologizing for Ilya. Partly because if he starts, he'll spend the rest of his life doing it. Mostly because he agrees with pretty much everything Ilya says/does, or at least finds it hot.

Chirping other players, on and off the ice? That's just hockey. Ilya knows where the line is and if he crosses it, you deserve it. Saying shit in press conferences that no one else ever would? Shane's actually more upset that his years of media training means he'll never be able to bring himself to respond that way. Being unhinged on the internet? Shane is blushing and kicking his feet.

Furthermore, Shane knows the importance of being a united front now. Even if Ilya did something that upset him (I think talking candidly about their sex life to the public would do it, and pretty much nothing else) he would never scold Ilya in front of others. Because Ilya is his partner, not his child.

[burymecherry]

fat baby shane absolutely CRUSHING a carton of blueberries…his appetite for them is insatiable. yuna and david have to check his pockets regularly because he likes to put them in there to save for later, half of his shirts are stained, he has blueberry on his mouth all the time. eventually they plant bushes in the backyard so they can just grow them instead of having to constantly buy but by the time they start producing he doesn’t like them anymore😭

[binkythegeek]

So I just finished rereading Role Model and I have some thoughts.

Shane would definitely have a hard time connecting with Troy at the beginning but then Ilya says something about Shane's food habits when they are ordering food for the team and Troy not only gets offended, but comes to Shane's defense full tilt. "ILYA!!! What the fuck!!Why are you making fun of your man's order. Salmon and brown rice is delicious!!! That's my favorite meal!!!" Then Shane and Troy spend the lunch discussing the benefits of their performance diets and comparing notes on food prepping for optimal fuel value per caloric intake.

Ilya stands by Harris, stunded by Troy's betrayal and wondering if he should be jealous. But he quickly forgets about it when Harris says, "Those two can't possibly have functioning taste buds. Who doesn't like cookies and cream ice cream?" As he hands Ilya a loaded bowl of ice cream.

Then they become couple besties because:

Exhibit A: Harris and Ilya

Loud as fuck, in everyone's business, love yummy food, music and being with friends, and super proud of their queerness.

Exhibit B: Shane and Troy

Obsessed about being at peak performance, not really aware of how hot they are, trauma bonded over stupid shit they've done because of fear of being outted and most importantly, quiet bitches that can tear anyone up in a heart beat.

Exhibit C: Harris and Shane

Media training (They each could have a TedTalk or a podcast), Ottawa because "what do you mean they closed the place that made the good smoothies?" and family because these boys love their families.

Exhibit D: Ilya and Troy

Daddy issue trauma bonded mama's boys that love ragebaiting, hockey and their men.

[haydenmpreg]

I’m so sad

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya was clearly supposed to kill himself before his thirtieth birthday and shane was supposed to live a long and miserable life in the closet but more than either of those things were supposed to happen they were supposed to find and literally save each other

[mina-logan]

Happy fingers in his mouth Friday. In honor of such an occasion here’s a redraw of THAT sketch.

[treblerose689]

I just realized that once they show us the actors for Troy, Harris, the Centaur players, etc, the fanart world as we know it will change 😱

I will be happy for more fanart, but will miss seeing everyone’s different interpretations of the book characters! 😭

[haydenmpreg]

My phone is on 81% so naturally my reaction was to scream “HEATED RIVALRY REFERENCE”

[haydenmpreg]

My phone is now 24%

[haydenmpreg]

My phone is on 81% so naturally my reaction was to scream “HEATED RIVALRY REFERENCE”

[haydenmpreg]

#myluca is a loser nerd and NOT a mini Ilya

[haydenmpreg]

Luca Haas is Spider-Man and therefore is Peter Parker

[reheatedrivalri]

The best reply doesn’t exist:

[haydenmpreg]

I read a Yuna Hollander x Svetlana fanfic and it was a religious experience. Truly life changing

[haydenmpreg]

Is the reason Shane’s jersey number is 24 because the Montreal Canadiens have won the Stanley cup 24 times or am I just tired

[treblerose689]

A very Happy Father’s Day to David Hollander and George Grady (especially his show incarnation!) 💜

And an UNHAPPY Father’s Day to Grigori Rozanov and Curtis Barrett 🤬🖕🏻(And Fabian’s dad was pretty damn sucky too, so he can fuck off as well 😠)