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Eli / 25

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[anglaised]

some lady made a vid about her substack essay called “i like men the way gay men like men” and then she describes her attraction to men as hungryyy and primal and how she just rlly wants to fuck them…girl ur just attracted to men….atleast say u wanna eat his hairy hole or huff his pits or do socked foot worship… like ur not acting like a gay man u just like having normal straight sex with men…? 😭

[holespoles]

"A Devout Nun" by Joyce Lee

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[7pleiades7]

Blue and White Dish and Blueberries (2016) by Susan Paterson (Canadian, born 1958), oil on masonite, 9 x 12 in, Private Collection

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[iustuspeccator]

I don't care if SSPX is or isn't taxonomically Protestant. I think it's funny to call them that. ohhh you're soo the best Catholics that you have to break away? you have to defy the pope like a Lutheran? the pope has ultimate authority except when you disagree huh? so you admit the Protestants were right? you hate ecumenism so much you have to do Protestantism about it?? Clown behavior

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[the-grassy-hill]

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years

[depsidase]