Phillip I'm A Stamp

swigity swingle guess why I'm single.

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

SHUT UP

[cordialpotions-deactivated20170]

You know he dead !!

[latinagabi]

Omg RIP

[rafawriter]

[sirowlington]

demolished

[obviouslypancakes]

Gottem!

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

i went to fact check this and he literally is

[celero-loves-dragons]

fuck them up philip

[automatic-caution-door]

[lord-king-saint]

this is cute

[cakemochi]

I wanted to make one too-

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[scrollinq]

wet dog meets semi-wet dog

[garbageflowers-deactivated20250]

im you, but with legs

[superpokemondork]

When you google a character from a show you’re watching and get spoiled about them

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[420moshdad]

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*takes a bigass rip off elefun the elephant while my lungs get shredded by plastic butterflies*

[historyandmemes]

Police: “OJ, your wife is dead.”

OJ Simpson:

[bad1dimagines]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling