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Milf Monday is cancelled until further notice due to social distancing buddy

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The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin / @lobotomybarbie / ? / @citrusflowers / fermentation night by Molly Cheang illustration & painting / 8th to 6th century BCE figurine of a woman baking, Akhzib / @3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat / @moss-is-nice / ? / Everything Leads to You by Nina Lacour

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maybe i’m just going slowly insane but the picture they used in this article about gay people walking fast i found today while procrastinating on my writing is driving me to hysterics. there are actual tears running down my face right now.

valtsv

is he… yknow…

zovsko

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

rodrickheffeley

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chiara1294

I love one (1) friendship:

spinachfemme

cooking for yourself is great and all but nothing beats cooking for someone you love

dining out

have you ever considered...

lan wangji as wednesday addams?

sunsetscurving

the song of achilles - madeline miller

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mj-spooks

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.