there are pandas in the ceiling

| Pan | 22 | she\they |

[starspirals-deactivated20220430]

[thickness-protection-program]

Reblog to do this to the mutual you reblogged from

[transmortifried]

THEY MAKE PRINTABLE TEMPORARY TATTOOS

THIS IS HUGE FOR KINK REASONS

[transmortifried]

alright sluts, imagine: this

plus this

[wetbutchbot]

temp lower back tattoo but its just the osha required signage for an open hole

[smallfuckablecreature]

robosluts youre all gonna get the "this machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh" arent you

[chaosomo]

oh of course they are, I'm not even into robots like that (yet, though I'm sure enough visual examples could convince me) and I would totally get that as a permanent tattoo, with the hand in the gears and everything

[buttercat404]

Buttered you.

[juney-blues]

i don't know if she knows...

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[switchbit]

this years queer deers, happy pride y'all!

[halimaidmf]

You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

[aj-moment-deactivated20260416]

She's not nonverbal she knows how to say the letter e and loves to do it more than anything

[gaydogonline]

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

[smallpwbbles]

I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it

[shencomix]

[elierlick]

This energy though

[krongbly]

The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.

Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time

SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY

[pyroy3]

lmaoo

[pyroy3]

this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy

transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world

[the-haiku-bot]

transition timelines

are one of the greatest things

we have in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hishiron]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

[twinfishtails]

[vile-things]