We're All Mad Here

Gemini. Dysfunctional stoner.

[pukicho]

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

[dekuun]

fat bitch

[pukicho]

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

[chilpitito]

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[2k31]

[mattressmoney]

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 215

[disgustinganimals]

Cleanse yourself of your sins.

[amortizing]

“Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

[somnolentsuggestions]

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him "mr. soap" which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[avatarsymbolism]

[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[whitepeopletwitter]

[997]

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men