My name is Hazenator ;

22 and married in a big city in Oklahoma. I listen to boy bands, have seen The Avengers too many times, and have an unhealthy obsession with Robert Downey, Jr. What a catch, eh?

[observando]

[thetattedstoner]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[cobaltmoonysart]

Happy Birthday to dear @nursedarry ! This is my late but sincere offering, your favorite supersodier and flexing guns ! 

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[fuckkyliejenner]

But are they wrong

[dakigetsvsg]

I’m okay with this.

[lithographarry]

mood

[fineliners]

I suggest taking these ideas and compiling your own list of things you can do to take care of yourself!

have a pamper night

brush your teeth, floss, and use mouthwash

cleanse and tone your face

put on a face mask

light candles and put on music if you want

rinse off the face mask and get in the shower/bath

use a bath bomb/bubble bar/other lush products if you have them on hand

read in the bath if you’re not afraid to drop your book–personally I like to put my laptop on the bathroom counter and watch something on netflix

shampoo your hair and use a conditioning hair mask

use an exfoliating bar or scrub on your body and shave if that’s your thing

when you get out of the shower/bath and dry off

spray leave-in conditioner into your hair, comb through it, and let it air dry

moisturize your whole body with a luxurious/heavy moisturizer

moisturize your face and put on chapstick

if you pluck your eyebrows, take time to do it now (the heat of the shower will open your pores)

put on your favourite comfy pajamas/sweatpants and hoodie/tshirt/whatever

trim your nails, file them and/or paint them if you like to do that

get comfortable in your bed or on the couch, with a book or a movie or tv

make yourself a hot tea or hot chocolate (or coffee if it isn’t too late)

have a healthy snack like a fruit

relax and enjoy!

misc

have a movie marathon and make popcorn

buy something for yourself

take a day off from homework/work

cook something new and fresh, or cook your favourite food

go out to eat with your friends/family/partner

buy a present for a loved one

binge watch TV

bake something

spend time getting inspired on pinterest/tumblr

watch a seasonal movie and eat a seasonal snack (around halloween and christmastime for example)

clean/organize your room or rearrange the furniture, if you like doing that

personally, i love reorganizing my bookshelf!

take some time to do one of your hobbies such as art, writing, sports, photoshop, etc

buy new stationery

write in your journal

try and learn a new hobby

do a craft or diy project from pinterest

plan in your planner/bullet journal or take some time to get organized

go out to the movies and get snacks from the concession stand

go out to a cute cafe or dessert restaurant

buy new makeup

go for a long drive

indulge in some nice cheese, crackers, and grapes

buy a new book

meditate/practice mindfulness

get your nails or hair done

have a date night with your s/o

or have a night out with your friends

play with/spend time with your pets

write down some positive things or favourite memories

declutter your positions

take a break from social media

go for a run or walk

if your diet is lacking, detox and eat only fresh and healthy food for a day

alternatively, if you’re usually healthy, treat yourself to some junk food

do your hair and makeup and put on your favourite outfit

put on some sexy underwear/lingerie and perfume

watch something that makes you laugh (funny movies/tv, vine compliations, youtube videos, or just go through a funny blog on tumblr)

if you’re into it, do a tarot reading

read your horoscope

say no

or: say yes

take a nap

discover new music

play your instrument

go to a museum or an art gallery

look at old photos and photo albums

make a bucket list

set goals

go for a walk and take photos

watch an informative ted talk or documentary

play video games/computer games

have a board game night

exercise, if you enjoy it

plan (or simply dream about) your next travel destination

drink plenty of water

go through memorabilia and childhood souvenirs

clear out your inbox

add your own suggestions (and your url) below!

[hellknightbaellucifer]

“Pro life is violence against women” the feminist cry, plugging in their ears as they ignore the majority of pro lifers being women.

[antiprolife]

Yes, because it is physically impossible for a woman to enact (or want to enact) violence upon another woman, right?

Women can hold misogynistic views. 

Views that literally aim to do nothing but kill women and take away our basic human rights are misogynistic regardless of the gender of the person who holds them.

This should not be a difficult concept.

[lumicomet]

[qcknd]

‘Weep Not,’ was a phrase Alexx and I borrowed from a tombstone we found in Hollywood Cemetery. I had an appointment set up with @mark__cross for tattoo convention at least five years ago, and asked if he could throw our beloved phrase into the tattoo, which really fit perfectly into that space. Without a mirror, I remember twisting my arm to get a glimpse of the finished tattoo, and @margaretcross sneaking a picture before it was wrapped so I could get a good look. Mark called this tattoo a 'game changer’ since it does stretch from my wrist to my elbow, and I thought that was the coolest thing. 🐍💧

[qcknd]

late at night the panic sets in. “I’ve shared too much, I’ve allowed others into my soul, they’re tracking in dirt.” i haven’t been able to pull myself out of this yet, my solution is sleep. I wake up a more robust person and force a quiet self onto my feet. but the same mantra comes ringing in, never dulled by  sunshine or  late night worry. “Who knows what’s wrong and what’s right,” there is no best for me, my arms never rest from constant reaching. 

[ithelpstodream]

[writing-prompt-s]

“You had ONE job!” both Satan and God scream at you.

[samglyph]

Good Omens

[sirsmalldog]

my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”

[xoee]

I’ve always thought this

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

Let me tell you about the time I worked as a computer teacher for a small private school. My first day went well, but in the staff room that day I was told I was lucky that this one kid was out sick. No one could control him.

Next week, he was in. It took me 10 minutes to determine that I was dealing with a 10 year old kid who was incredibly intelligent, more than a little bored, and loved being the center of attention.

He was also black. I say this because I think that a intelligent, somewhat bored, attention-seeking white kid might have been treated differently.

So, day one I made him sit by himself where no one could see him to stop him from taking over the class (which he was clearly used to doing).

Day two: I paid close attention to when he finished (not surprising, he was first and did everything correctly). I immediately told him he was helping me, and paired him with a struggling student.

My hunch was right; he made a excellent teacher. He thrived on having this other kid’s attention. He wasn’t bored. He was one of my best students.

He was a bright kid. And he needed people to pay attention to him and would settle for any kind of attention he could get. But when he was able to channel that positively, he was a great student and a really helpful classmate.

[serendipiti]

a masterpost to help you feel better and get through the day. 

distract yourself

static noise / background sounds (helps you focus / feel less overloaded - I can’t study without this stuff) simply noise my noise rainy mood nature sounds jazz and rain rainy cafe

lots of things to do writing, painting, makeup, body care, even movies master post musical squares  lucid dream learn a new language make your own mind palace!! draw a nebula make your own font learn something new fun sites to visit bubble wrap game answer questions to buy rice to help end hunger! get a hug from a nice person microwave mug snacks

watch something  ultimate teen movie master post 80s - today bbc sherlock granada sherlock holmes pretty little liars hannah montana  ellen best moments

listen to music tom hiddleston’s song of the day masterpost my personal “tunes” tag

when you are sad

adisri’s tag abby’s tag cierra’s tag my tag

anxiety play with sand chill out zen garden (video) managing stress social anxiety tips anti anxiety masterpost the quiet place the dawn room tour of the stars identifying your type of anxiety how to cope with a panic attack anti anxiety foods make a thought diary dealing with panic attacks and anxiety (video) mental illness help apps

depression how to overcome emotional numbness coping with depression natural depression treatments which antidepressant should you ask for? depression test (not 100% accurate)

insomnia tips to beating insomnia understanding insomnia when to fall asleep according to sleep cycles (helps you feel more awake later) tips for falling asleep quickly

self harm alternatives to self harm if you already have, here’s how to care for injuries understand self harm and how to stop butterfly project (self harm prevention) tips for stopping cutting how to fade and cover scars how to explain scars (avoid talking about visible scars) just relapsed? read this. need to see blood? cut a white screen.

eating disorders different eating disorders explained why you should try to recover feeling bloated? preventing relapse why you need to eat learn to love your body recovering from bulimia don’t put yourself down how to boost your confidence self love loose weight the healthy way (blogilates youtube - great workout, healthy eating, and self improvement channel) suicidal countries (outside of US) suicide hotline list suicide hotline list (includes US as well as other countries) talk with someone or help someone! online suicide prevention - talk it out online how to help someone who is suicidal reasons to live 100 reasons NOT to commit suicide

ptsd help guide for ptsd help guide for ptsd 2 (similar to 1 with more extensive self-help tips) how to help someone with ptsd 10 tips for understanding someone with ptsd coping with ptsd

asking for help telling people how you are feeling how to tell someone about your anxiety how to ask for help

restoring your faith in the world random acts of kindness caught on film (video) real life heroes (video) giving servers $200 tips (video) paying for people’s groceries (video) faith restoring  in case you forgot the world is a gorgeous place (video)

other master posts that may be helpful (: 1 2 3 4 5 6

Most importantly, remember that YOU ARE LOVED. Feel free to message me at any time for any reason. 

[cutepetclub]