#hoffrat

[hazlehoff]

one thing about virat, he loves to give his fast bowler boyfriends a jumping high five 🥹

[stokesy55]

Wait, stop--- how TIGHT is this hug though? 🥹

[dreamsofnightmares2035]

Hi can you write anything on that hoffrat iconic hug from last years Final.

for the flashfics? sorry, i did say requests from past years are closed!

but if you're just searching for fics, @hazlehoff has a great one: I'll be your man if you got love to get done. and I've mentioned it in the man in apartment 4c.

happy reading :))

[starrysshi]

PatRat, HoffRat or BhuviRat you can only pick one

i would love to yap about it here

patrat: two people of very similar personalities in different fonts. they both are snarky as fuck and about each other they turn the snark up a notch. in every interaction i have seen of them their tension is at peak. like you two hate eachother, but act in front of the cameras, and secretly want to fork the living hell out of each other. and that ship name is iconic

hoffrat: this one is special. it went up my rankings a whole lot this year especially. virat loved jumping on top of his back every wicket 😭 as if the poor bloke didn't just get out of a injury. they are just so clingy and the height difference with virat always acting like a rabid mouse around him is something else. star sports i will never forgive you for cutting some of their moments together

bhuvirat: their names really blend in with eachother. now their personalities are very different but the little snark and meanness that exists within bhuvis heart pairs up with virats very nicely. virat had a really amazing bond with his fast bowlers and helped him a lot to get to his best potential. got him on his feet, in a way. very cute

my final decision is hoffrat. there is just something about them 😭 i really don't know. they just feel good together

[killeroos]

https://x.com/RCBTweets/status/1915474865055997986

https://x.com/mathakedarad/status/1915466421745704975

hoffrat nation get ur weekly crumb!!!

this is so sad 😭😭 put your BACK into it vk pick him up off the ground!!! you can do it mate i believe in you!

[hazlehoff]

a high budget laser show organised by the bcci mid-match for the spectators, but virat kohli is too busy appreciating and admiring something (or rather, someone else) entirely:

fork found in the kitchen, truly.

[hazlehoff]

Was today years old learning that Hoff was in the Aussie squad for the 2008 U-19 WC. Who was also at that very U-19 WC captaining a certain team 🤨. Now I’m not saying they interacted but I see the seeds and crumbs of hoffrat from all the way in ‘08

awwwww yeahhh that little bubba - he was in the u19 world cup in 2008 as well you're right - but he didn't play any matches that year as far as i can recall! he played in the 2010 u-19 world cup instead - our young prodigy hehe making it to two u19 tournaments, who's doing it like him?

look at 2008 hoffrat headshots 🥹 (and their 2025 ones for contrast awwwwww both of them my big eared pups and how they've grown ❤️)

now imagine those 2008 babies somehow stumbling across each other - hoff would be an absolute introverted shy dork and virat would be that crass dilli ka launda so intrigued by him and would highkey be disappointed when (cant remember if ind and aus played each other then) they're facing the aussies and this super tall gangly limbed big eared boy doesn't come out to face him

[hazlehoff]

not joshy and bhuvi both starting to celebrate like virat as well 😭